DEAR CAFE CASHIER: HI, IF YOU COULD PLEASE WIPE THAT "I'M A BITCH AND HATE LIFE" LOOK OFF YOUR FACE, THAT'D BE SUPER FANTASTIC! I REALIZE YOUR JOB IS NOT ALL THAT INTERESTING OR ENTERTAINING, BUT AS A CUSTOMER I'M NOT ALL THAT IMPRESSED WITH HANDING MONEY OFF TO A WOMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE SHE'D PREFER IT IF EVERYONE IN THE VICINTY GOT HIT BY AN ATOMIC (NOT AUTOMIC, KK?) BOMB AND DIE. AND HEY THAT'S COOL IF YOU DO WISH THAT, BUT PART OF GETTING PAID TO STAND WHERE YOU STAND MEANS HIDING THAT SPECIFIC WISH. YOU HAVE A JOB, PLEASE TO BE GETTING HAPPIER ABOUT THAT BECAUSE THEY'RE PRETTY HARD TO COME BY AND I'M SURE SOMEONE FROM NISSAN WOULD GLADLY TAKE IT. AND AS A FELLOW RETAIL EMPLOYEE I'M ALL ABOUT BITCHING TO UPPER MANAGEMENT. :D I DO NOT APPRECIATE SNARLS WHEN I APPEAR AT A COFFEE SHOP TO PURCHASE COFFEE. KTHX
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ANYWAY, YEAH TO THE "PLZ PUT ON YOUR NICEY NICE FACE, NOT UR EVIL I WANNA KILL J00 FACE"
ALSO, DEAR MORON IN A MINI-SKIRT: THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSTANT LOLZ. NOTHING ABOUT 8 INCHES OF SNOW BEGS YOU TO PUT ON CLOTHING THAT DOESN'T COVER YOUR ASS BUT SEEING YOU CHOOSE TO (SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO MAKE DECISIONS, LET'S BE REAL HERE. WHETHER IT BE ABOUT HAVING CHILDREN OR WHAT CLOTHES TO WEAR. BIG BROTHER IS YOUR FRIEND) MAKES RANDOM LOLING THROUGHOUT THE DAY TOTALLY WORTH HAVING TO SHARE AIR WITH YOUR SKANKY ASS. WAY TO GO, HOOCHEY MAMMA!
NO ONE LOVES RETAIL. PART OF RETAIL'S DEFINITION IS THAT YOU MUST, BY REQUIREMENT, HATE IT. EVERYONE INVOLVED DOES. BUT SRSLY, GTFO OF MY FACE WITH YOUR BITCHY ATTITUDE. I DON'T CARE IF UR MAMA DIED, DON'T LAY THAT SHIT ON ME.
UM. COME HANG OUT ON MY CAMPUS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN? SRY2SAY, I ONLY WHIP OUT THE DIGI CAM ON STRANGERS WHO ARE REALLY INTERESTING AND/OR SEXY CELEBRITIES. THE DUMB BINT DOES NOT GET THAT PRIORITY.
I AM NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE IDEA OF A BOMB WITH UNRESTRAINED MENTAL CAPABILITIES, THOUGH IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER THAN A BOMB IN THE HANDS OF SOME PEEPOOS. BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE, YOU JUST LOOK SIDEWAYS AT A BOMB WHILE IT'S CROSSING THE STREET, OR WHILE YOU'RE BOTH WAITING IN LINE AT A COFFEE SHOP, AND BOOM, IT GETS YOU. TALK ABOUT NO FAIR.
I CANNOT DO ANYTHING BUT LOLZ AT STAR TREK. I APPRECIATE THE CONCEPT BUT THERE'S NOT ENOUGH EYE CANDY AND/OD MENTAL SLASH ABILITIES FOR ME TO GET ABSORBED. MY BOY IS ALL "ZOMG GEEKING OUT SKLDJFLSKDJFKL" AT THE NEW FILM AND GET ALL "....THIS IS MY PAYBACK FOR MAMMA MIA, ISN'T IT?" BUT I AM EXCITED ABOUT ERIC BANA'S SEXINESS BEING COVERED IN WEIRD BODY PAINT TO MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE... UM, IT'S A BORG? I THINK. NO, THAT'S WRONG. BUT AN IDK WHAT. THOUGH MY BOY IS ALL "I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO REACT AND HE'S SCREAMING EMOTIONALLY THERE SO THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY OFF THE MARK A LITTLE." AND I'M JUST ALL "IT'S SEXY, WHAT."
RANDOM IS GOOD.. ANYWAY I FOUND THAT VOYAGER HAD ENOUGH FEMALES ON IT TO BE INTERESTING, BUT LIKE WITH XENA, IT HAD A WEIRD PERIOD WHERE I JUST COULD NOT BE BOTHERED EVEN FOR TEH WIMINZ...
SAME WITH DS9.
BUT EVEN IF I WRITE STAR TREK FIC, IT IS ONLY CHARACTER FIC. HELL CHARACTER FIC IS ALL I WRITE ANYWAY. ;)
I'M ALL ABOUT AUING THE SHIT OUT, WELL, SHIT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE. SO I'VE GOT CRAZY ASS CRAP LIKE MIRANDA AS A PIRATE N' WHATNOT. I DON'T LIKE TO BE CONFINED~~~
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ANYWAY, YEAH TO THE "PLZ PUT ON YOUR NICEY NICE FACE, NOT UR EVIL I WANNA KILL J00 FACE"
ALSO, DEAR MORON IN A MINI-SKIRT: THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSTANT LOLZ. NOTHING ABOUT 8 INCHES OF SNOW BEGS YOU TO PUT ON CLOTHING THAT DOESN'T COVER YOUR ASS BUT SEEING YOU CHOOSE TO (SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO MAKE DECISIONS, LET'S BE REAL HERE. WHETHER IT BE ABOUT HAVING CHILDREN OR WHAT CLOTHES TO WEAR. BIG BROTHER IS YOUR FRIEND) MAKES RANDOM LOLING THROUGHOUT THE DAY TOTALLY WORTH HAVING TO SHARE AIR WITH YOUR SKANKY ASS. WAY TO GO, HOOCHEY MAMMA!
PIX OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN >_>
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UM. COME HANG OUT ON MY CAMPUS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN? SRY2SAY, I ONLY WHIP OUT THE DIGI CAM ON STRANGERS WHO ARE REALLY INTERESTING AND/OR SEXY CELEBRITIES. THE DUMB BINT DOES NOT GET THAT PRIORITY.
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AHEM. /RANDOM
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SAME WITH DS9.
BUT EVEN IF I WRITE STAR TREK FIC, IT IS ONLY CHARACTER FIC. HELL CHARACTER FIC IS ALL I WRITE ANYWAY. ;)
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I'M ALL ABOUT AUING THE SHIT OUT, WELL, SHIT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE. SO I'VE GOT CRAZY ASS CRAP LIKE MIRANDA AS A PIRATE N' WHATNOT. I DON'T LIKE TO BE CONFINED~~~
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ANYWAY, DAHLINK, I HAVE TO GO TO BED, MY HEAD IS KILLING ME. (DAMN DENTIST)
CATCH YOU LATER! (I HOPE.. I DO LOVE TO PLAY.)
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EW. EFF THE DENTIST, NOD.
WELL, THEN. BES CAUGHTED, OBV.
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