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YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND WHEN YOU GO DOWN WHEN YOU GO DOWN DOWN

Apr 07, 2009 11:00

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sporkmetender April 7 2009, 18:09:32 UTC

DEAR SHITIOLOGY PROFESSOR,

WHEN YOU MAKE A TEST THAT IS ALMOST 100% VOCABULARY WORDS (FOR A SOCIAL SCIENCE CLASS!!!!), PLZ TO BE SPELLING THOSE VOCABULARY WORDS CORRECTLY, K? IT SETS A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR THE STUDENTS.

ALSO, PLZ TO BE CHECKING TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU DID NOT USE THE SAME MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION TWICE WITH THE ANSWERS IN A DIFFERENT ORDER.

ALSO, PLZ TO BE LOOKING AT YOUR MATCHING QUESTIONS TO MAKE SURE THE ITEMS THAT MATCH ARE THE SAME PART OF SPEECH/KIND OF PHRASE, K?

ALSO, IF YOU TELL US THERE WILL ONLY BE T/F, MATCHING, MULTIPLE CHOICE, PLZ DO NOT BE EXPECTING US TO HAVE MEMORIZED A HANDOUT WORD FOR WORD SO WE CAN REGURGITATE THAT SHIT ON THE ESSAY. BELIEVE ME, IF I COULD THROW UP ON COMMAND, I WOULD HAVE HEAVED CHUNKS OF MY LUNCH ALL OVER THAT HALF-ASSED PIECE OF SHIT MIDTERM. NOT THAT I AM BITTER.

OH, AND ONE MORE THING: WHEN A MAN WITH A PH.D. CANNOT EVEN WRITE A DECENT TEST, I DO NOT TAKE IT THAT SERIOUSLY WHEN HE TELLS ME I AM A BRILLIANT STUDENT. I MEAN, YES, I'M ABOVE AVERAGE, BUT I COULD BE BETTER--NOT THAT YOU'D HAVE A CLUE HOW TO GO ABOUT GETTING ME THERE. ASSHOLE.

HUGS AND KISSES,

SPORK

ashaelia April 7 2009, 18:17:54 UTC

LOLZ, SCHOOL FOR THE FAIL.

(I ALMOST SAID COLLEGE BUT I DO NOT WANT TO ASSUME. HS HAS BECOME CRAZY SINCE I WAS THERE LAST)

DAMN, I COULD PROLLY BE A PROFESSOR THEN. MAYBE I SHOULD GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND GET A DEGREE SO I CAN CORRUPT ENRICH KIDS' MINDS.

... IF NOTHING ELSE, I COULD TEACH THEM BASIC MATH THROUGH PLAYING D&D.

sporkmetender April 7 2009, 18:20:04 UTC

REAL LIFE ROLEPLAY APPLICATIONS FTW! I'M SURE YOU'D TOTALLY DO A BETTER JOB THAN SOME OF THESE DUMBASS COMMUNITY COLLEGE PEEPS. *SIGH*

unfortunateggs April 7 2009, 18:47:15 UTC

FUCK, SRSLY? OBVIOUSLY YOU NEED TO CLOBBER HIM AND BAKE HIM INTO A PIE OR SOMETHING....

gizmospur April 7 2009, 19:00:32 UTC

THE WORST PIES, IN LONDON.

unfortunateggs April 7 2009, 19:08:19 UTC

PROBABLY

pdt_bear April 7 2009, 19:17:13 UTC

:: COLLAPSES IN A FIT OF GIGGLES ::

gizmospur April 7 2009, 19:23:55 UTC

pdt_bear April 7 2009, 19:28:44 UTC

THIS JOINS THE OTHER RANDOM REFERENCES TO MUSICAL THEATRE THAT SOMETIMES FLOAT BY.

LIKE ZOMBIES. ALTHOUGH ZOMBIES LURCH. :)

gizmospur April 7 2009, 21:51:04 UTC

ZOMBIES ARE NOT NEARLY AS SEXY AS MUSICALS BE BUT RANDOM REFERENCES OF EITHER ARE STILL FTMFW.

sporkmetender April 7 2009, 19:48:38 UTC

NOT A BAD IDEA, BB. I'LL TAKE IT UNDER ADVISEMENT.

unfortunateggs April 7 2009, 20:14:32 UTC

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN! :)

gizmospur April 7 2009, 18:54:31 UTC

BURN IT. BURN IT WITH FIIIIIIIIRE, BB

HERE, HE CAN HAVE THE BITEY NUN. NOD.

sporkmetender April 7 2009, 20:01:57 UTC

OOH. BITEY NUN. *IS ODDLY FASCINATED*

WHERE WAS I?

OH YES! *PICKS UP TORCH*

WHERE'S GASTON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

gizmospur April 7 2009, 23:30:25 UTC

I TOTES HAVE A CRUSH ON GASTON WHEN I'M NOT BUSY WONDERING WHETHER SEXING UP THE BEAST WOULD BE COUNTED AS BEASTIALITY.

BITEY NUN IS FTMFW, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE FASCINATED. NODNOD.

sporkmetender April 8 2009, 01:27:26 UTC

GASTON IS NOT BAD-LOOKING. FOR A CARTOON DUDE. AS LONG AS YOU CAN IGNORE EVERY WORD THAT COMES OUT OF HIS CHAUVINIST MOUTH.

I THINK THAT THE BEAST IS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS, REALLY. HE'S HUMAN ON THE INSIDE (SO YOU GET A PASS ON THE BESTIALITY THING), BUT HE'S GOT THAT BIG, INTIMIDATING BEASTLY EXTERIOR. (AND IS PROBABLY HUNG LIKE...WELL, LIKE ANY OTHER ANIMAL HIS SIZE. I'M JUST SAYIN.)

ALSO...AND I'M ABOUT TO DISPLAY MY IGNORANCE HERE, SO FEEL FREE TO MOCK...WHAT IS FTMFW?

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