Previously, this story was a hardboiled mindfuck adventure. Totally unenjoyable. I have made it into a romance novel circa 1997* so that it can be enjoyed by a wider variety of people and touch on more topical issues. I am pretty sure cephiedvariable is super grateful that I have turned her borey into a story.

*or anything written by Cassie Edwards

( THE BLUE-COLLAR DETECTIVE'S SECRET MIRACLE ACCIDENT BABY )

I am fully aware that most people on my friendslist will soon defriend me if I talk any more Marchingstuck, but it keeps happening. This is more about Promstuck, a special subset of Marchingstuck regarding proms, but is also the tender and thoughtful tale of how Rose Lalonde (drum major) fell for Kanaya Maryam (uniforms operator). And by tender and ( Read more... )

Because meredyd, schellibie, it's BOTH  OF  YOUR  FAULTS  THAT  WE  HAD  THIS  CONVERSATION and that I have seen the "Pop Goes My Heart" music video. Though that's less of a "fault."

Of course, it ostensibly has a happy ending due to the Dave and Terezi mixtape.  It's like the mixtapes were a beautiful narrative.

ETA: Unlocking this for purposes. Shelby oh

( POP GOES MY HEART )

Somehow cephiedvariable and I got onto the subject of porn tropes, which lead to Homestuck and porn tropes and Alternian cultural mores, which somehow lead to the conclusion that Karkat Vantas's worst nightmare is troll group orgies. I apologise for everything.

Warnings for: nothing this isn't even sexy

( that or being a gym teacher )