SAVE THE LAST DANCE FOR ME

May 31, 2011 12:29

I am fully aware that most people on my friendslist will soon defriend me if I talk any more Marchingstuck, but it keeps happening. This is more about Promstuck, a special subset of Marchingstuck regarding proms, but is also the tender and thoughtful tale of how Rose Lalonde (drum major) fell for Kanaya Maryam (uniforms operator). And by tender and ( Read more... )

ridiculous log stuff, i'm sorry shelby, marchingstuck

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inkpool May 31 2011, 01:34:10 UTC
IT WAS A GENIUS ANALYSIS

(taz is a dirty liar though I had jack shit to do with it)

TRULY ONE OF THE GREAT TRAGEDIES OF OUR TIME

also proms are my favorite things ever despite the fact that I skipped my own senior prom /girl of taste

and junior year is the terrible year you take AP Everything because everyone else is doing it and you have to KEEP UP but the upshot is that you get like an entire week off from school during AP testing

and my school gave everyone cookies so

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inkpool May 31 2011, 01:34:30 UTC
ALSO: ROSE DOING ELDRITCH COLOR GUARD IS THE BEST THING EVER

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inkpool May 31 2011, 02:40:13 UTC
also

I am fully aware that most people on my friendslist will soon defriend me if I talk any more Marchingstuck

I lol that it is not abundantly clear to you that WE EAT THIS SHIT UP WITH A SPOON

your flist is exactly as dignified as you are

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urban_anchorite May 31 2011, 03:24:46 UTC
YOU HAD EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT

But it's lost forever and I am sad and I will lie here of my own free will on the gravel.

I attended my senior prom with my brother, so I really cannot talk about proms or the having fun at them, because I attended senior prom with my brother. And my hate and rage was as big as a mountain, because: attending prom with your brother is pretty much the worst thing you can do unless your name is Jade or Rose.

and my school gave everyone cookies so

Would you really want the cookies AHS would give?

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schellibie May 31 2011, 01:56:47 UTC
NOOOOOOOOO THE ANALYSIS WAS SO GOOD. *forever in mourning*

i am still proud of that fic, i think it was very sexy.

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urban_anchorite May 31 2011, 03:25:36 UTC
THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT SURVIVED:

tZM: because after all he had been consumed with lust for like, 3 years at this point and who cares if john Is just gay because he’s “drunk”
tZM: drama!
tZM: issues!
shelby: yes i bring up serious issues here in this fic

CV: shelby I'm gonna write a senior thesis on this
CV: and the effects of alcohol and karkats on sexuality
shelby: a careful examanition of sexuality
tZM: but john Is not even really drunk
tZM: Here we see the careful use of capitals implying that John's Id is the drunken one, not John's physical system.
dogfish: brilliant
shelby: WHAT IS A "DRANK"
dogfish: a;kdjf;afije8hfd
tZM: What is drunk? Therefore, who is drank?
shelby: jhgdfjhdgfsd
dogfish: brilliant
shelby: WHAT IS A "DRANK"
CV: One could posit that Karkat's denial is entire perfunctory
tZM: hahasldnkafl
CV: and rather, a metaphor for the awakening of sexuality in young men in a post war america

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schellibie May 31 2011, 03:29:50 UTC
http://wecansexy.tumblr.com/post/5996152144/so-i-wrote-a-promstuck-john-karkat-fic-while-i-was

I FIGURE I SHOULD LINK TO MY FIC HERE IN CASE ANYONE MISSED IT.

a metaphor for the awakening of sexuality in young men in a post war america

still dying forever.

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doxorz May 31 2011, 02:17:38 UTC
these logs just keep on getting better and better, holy shit

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urban_anchorite May 31 2011, 03:26:25 UTC
I really don't know how we got from Karkat plays the sousaphone to Karkat and Kanaya drunkenly post LMFAOOO on people's Facebooks, but I'm hard pressed to regret it.

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doxorz June 1 2011, 01:29:20 UTC
also can i just say

that fergalicious being john and karkat's SONG

is the best thing ever

because fergalicious is the best song ever and john knows it and karkat knows it but he will never admit it because he is a fuckass.

but when karkat is home alone, he blasts it. he blasts fergalicious and he knows all the words.

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agallimaufry May 31 2011, 02:21:03 UTC
I too just googled nannerpuss, and what even. I don't think I'm ever going to be the same.

Terezi and Dave would definitely have a date at IHOP, however. And she'd just drink syrup out of the syrup holder. And Dave would watch her and feel so, so ill.

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schellibie May 31 2011, 02:50:55 UTC
ill... or... incredibly turned on?
or both

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agallimaufry May 31 2011, 03:19:33 UTC
I think both
He feels ill because he's turned on
And also because who drinks syrup, really, are you fucking kidding me, what

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urban_anchorite May 31 2011, 03:20:52 UTC
god she probably tastes like diabetes and hate

god she just dribbled it over her nose

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feral_phoenix May 31 2011, 02:23:31 UTC
why would anyone defriend you over this

it just keeps getting better and better

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urban_anchorite May 31 2011, 03:31:35 UTC
There is no getting off of this train we're on. :( :( :(

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feral_phoenix May 31 2011, 03:44:22 UTC
everyone had better get on it then

now boarding the awesome express

there are limited seats and once that shit starts hapening it will never stop keep hapening

thrills, laffs, adventure and romance

so get your ass in that seat fanbase it is going to be the joyride of your life

destination: marchingstuck station, all aboard

choo choo

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