SAVE THE LAST DANCE FOR ME

[urban_anchorite]

I am fully aware that most people on my friendslist will soon defriend me if I talk any more Marchingstuck, but it keeps happening. This is more about Promstuck, a special subset of Marchingstuck regarding proms, but is also the tender and thoughtful tale of how Rose Lalonde (drum major) fell for Kanaya Maryam (uniforms operator). And by tender and

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[inkpool]

IT WAS A GENIUS ANALYSIS

(taz is a dirty liar though I had jack shit to do with it)

TRULY ONE OF THE GREAT TRAGEDIES OF OUR TIME

also proms are my favorite things ever despite the fact that I skipped my own senior prom /girl of taste

and junior year is the terrible year you take AP Everything because everyone else is doing it and you have to KEEP UP but the upshot is that you get like an entire week off from school during AP testing

and my school gave everyone cookies so

[inkpool]

ALSO: ROSE DOING ELDRITCH COLOR GUARD IS THE BEST THING EVER

[inkpool]

also

I am fully aware that most people on my friendslist will soon defriend me if I talk any more Marchingstuck

I lol that it is not abundantly clear to you that WE EAT THIS SHIT UP WITH A SPOON

your flist is exactly as dignified as you are

[urban_anchorite]

YOU HAD EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT

But it's lost forever and I am sad and I will lie here of my own free will on the gravel.

I attended my senior prom with my brother, so I really cannot talk about proms or the having fun at them, because I attended senior prom with my brother. And my hate and rage was as big as a mountain, because: attending prom with your brother is pretty much the worst thing you can do unless your name is Jade or Rose.

and my school gave everyone cookies so

Would you really want the cookies AHS would give?

[inkpool]

Would you really want the cookies AHS would give?

I

PROBABLY NOT

I didn't do anything okay I just sat there and lol'd while you and Ceph plumbed the mysteries of the phrase "tactile stimulation"

That is awful I'm sorry >: I skipped out mostly because in high school I had three friends who didn't know each other and I hated all their friends, so basically I had no one to go with platonically, much less as a date. That and I was trying to be edgy and countercultural.

[cephiedvariable]

YOU HAD EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT

WE WERE HELPING YOU GET IN THE MOOD

TO WRITE A GODAWFUL PAPER

how did that go btw?

[inkpool]

BUT I DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING

it was all right, the terrible things I do to my body notwithstanding! I churned out two and three-fourths of a page and took a nap, and the TA seemed fine with that. And the seminar was actually semi-helpful.