I am fully aware that most people on my friendslist will soon defriend me if I talk any more Marchingstuck, but it keeps happening. This is more about Promstuck, a special subset of Marchingstuck regarding proms, but is also the tender and thoughtful tale of how Rose Lalonde (drum major) fell for Kanaya Maryam (uniforms operator). And by tender and
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Terezi and Dave would definitely have a date at IHOP, however. And she'd just drink syrup out of the syrup holder. And Dave would watch her and feel so, so ill.
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or both
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He feels ill because he's turned on
And also because who drinks syrup, really, are you fucking kidding me, what
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god she just dribbled it over her nose
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dave looks away for a minute to discover that their waitress is watching them from across the empty restaurant with a vague sense of horror on her face
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tZM: looking on in nauseated horror
agallimaufry: she covers her face with her hand a little. looks like she's about to gag.
agallimaufry: dave suddenly is enjoying this a lot more than he was previously.
tZM: Yeah, like, Dave was having his worries about this earlier, but now that someone is literally retching over it that's his cue to lick syrup from Terezi's nose too.
tZM: and that's why dave and terezi are banned from IHOP.
agallimaufry: no, no, it gets better than that in the IHOP. it only starts with licking syrup from her nose.
agallimaufry: because then she decides that it's a really great idea to pour syrup on him.
agallimaufry: and return the licking--because this is terezi.
tZM: So it ends with Dave totally covered in syrup and saliva, THEN kicked out of IHOP?
agallimaufry: With sticky hand prints on his prom shirt.
agallimaufry: Yes.
tZM: I'm hoping he just wore one of those t-shirts with a tuxedo printed on it.
agallimaufry: Oh he totally did, this is Dave.
agallimaufry: And he wore a ( ... )
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