Comments | urban_anchorite: tell us we're wrong

urban_anchorite

tell us we're wrong

Apr 07, 2011 17:46

Somehow cephiedvariable and I got onto the subject of porn tropes, which lead to Homestuck and porn tropes and Alternian cultural mores, which somehow lead to the conclusion that Karkat Vantas's worst nightmare is troll group orgies. I apologise for everything.

Warnings for: nothing this isn't even sexy

( that or being a gym teacher )

ridiculous log stuff, jenn and i shouldn't be allowed to think, homestuck

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cephiedvariable April 7 2011, 05:50:28 UTC

I think it could have benefited from a picture of Karkat with his cute little whistle, blowing it until his cheeks turned red.

urban_anchorite April 7 2011, 05:59:09 UTC

He wades in once to give Vriska a foul card.

Vriska sulks.

roachpatrol April 7 2011, 23:21:15 UTC

THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER DONE.

http://rachelroach.tumblr.com/post/4426493139/context

urban_anchorite April 7 2011, 23:36:45 UTC

WHAT HATH WE WROUGHT

AND WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HYSTERICALLY

(PS it is bad form to be as talented a writer as you are and also as talented an artist.)

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...Why don't I have a Karkat icon yet? book_people April 7 2011, 06:06:04 UTC

*dies* Now all I can think about is Karkat and his whistle. And maybe the ridiculously ugly track suit his is likely wearing. It is probably gray. With red stripes. XDDDD This paper I am not writing, it is going to be very interesting when I hand it in tomorrow, let me tell you...

Re: ...Why don't I have a Karkat icon yet? urban_anchorite April 7 2011, 06:08:19 UTC

Sure, you could write a paper, or be productive, or you could think way too deeply about Karkat in an ugly tracksuit trying to force a bunch of sulky trolls into unsexy times.

I'm glad I could assist with the lack of productivity though :)

inkpool April 7 2011, 06:36:51 UTC

We decided not to draw a picture.

OH BREAK MY HEART WHY DON'T YOU

urban_anchorite April 7 2011, 06:51:55 UTC

JUST IMAGINE KARKAT SQUAWKING ON THAT WHISTLE AS HARD AS HE POSSIBLY CAN

and Nepeta holding the camera

She has a scrapbook.

odditycollector April 7 2011, 06:46:27 UTC

Obviously this is how rifts or whatever are formed in the game.

...The kids are probably having more fun on their side, Y/N.

urban_anchorite April 7 2011, 06:53:07 UTC

This is because John, Jade, Rose and Dave are much better at this kind of thing. And because John does not try to refine this down to the last minute, but does end up having a squabble midway with Jade regarding cake.

Rose thinks this is less Roman orgiastic practice than it is a slightly unclothed game of Twister.

odditycollector April 7 2011, 07:05:26 UTC

There are less of them, which helps.

...this is probably why there needs to be at least two people to start a session. Imagine, sticking one 13 year old in the medium, and EVERY TIME they masturbate it breaks the physics engine.

your icon simpatico there was perfect urban_anchorite April 7 2011, 07:10:51 UTC

lasdnflanksflknasflksna

Yeah, well, the kids' session doesn't make it when John refuses to take off the Beagle Puss.

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roachpatrol April 7 2011, 17:47:28 UTC

Aaaah I am dying, you are killing me. Karkat would be the worst coach ever.

urban_anchorite April 7 2011, 21:55:18 UTC

Karkat is one of life's hands-on, screaming organisers.

roachpatrol April 7 2011, 23:29:35 UTC

Yeah, pretty much nothing but screaming, organizing, and more screaming. I bet he makes them all start off alphabetically because JEGUS CHRIST HOW ELSE WOULD YOU START, SOME RETARDED WAY FOR LOSERS WHO WANT TO FAIL AT SEX I BET, FUCK! IT'S LIKE YOU ALL TAKE LESSONS ON HOW TO PISS ME OFF.

urban_anchorite April 7 2011, 23:44:57 UTC

He stops just shy of practice runs. NOW LET'S GO OVER IT AGAIN, YOU EGREGIOUS ASSWASTES. FEFERI IF YOU FALSE START THE CALL AGAIN I WILL SMOTHER YOU WITH YOUR OWN HAIR

Really, the boy missed his calling. He was born to manage stage productions.

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