tell us we're wrong
Somehow cephiedvariable and I got onto the subject of porn tropes, which lead to Homestuck and porn tropes and Alternian cultural mores, which somehow lead to the conclusion that Karkat Vantas's worst nightmare is troll group orgies. I apologise for everything.
Warnings for: nothing this isn't even sexy
tZM: Imagine how stressed out Karkat would be trying to organise group sex
He'd be staring at a fucking watch the whole time
TWO MINUTES IS UP EVERYONE SWAP
QUICKER!
NO STOP SAYING YOU'RE TIRED ERIDAN WE ARE DOING THIS HORRIBLE ORGY SO HELP ME GOD
tZM: VRISKA AT LEAST YOU COULD PRETEND LIKE YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION
KANAYA ARE YOU READING A FUCKING MAGAZINE
IT BETTER BE A PAIL CATALOGUE
Its The Spring Collection
I HATE ALL OF YOU
CV: ARADIA BOTS ONE THOUGH FIVE ARE OFF FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES. SIX THROUGH TEN GET ON THE FUCKING FLOOR ALREADY
tZM: GO GO GO
DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?
CV: EQUIUS YOU
... JUST KEEP DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING
BUT STOP DOING IT WITH A FUCKING CAMERA OUT
tZM: YEAH YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE ONLY ONE WHO'S DOING THIS ACCORDING TO MY FUCKING PLAN
WHICH I HAD TACKED UP TO THE WALL FOR THE PAST WEEK, THANKS
NONE OF YOU NOOKSNIFFERS CAME TO THE MEETING
CV: DO YOU THINK AN ORGY IS JUST SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS? ALL YOU ASSHOLES WANT YOUR RAUNCHY ASSHOLE RUMPUS PARTY
BUT NONE OF YOU FUCKASSES ACTUALLY WANT TO WORK FOR IT
CV: TEREZI STOP GNAWING MY ARM.
tZM: YOU'RE NOT EVEN DOING IT SEXILY
CV: I MEAN NOTHING YOU DO IS ACTUALLY SEXY BUT AT LEAST PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT
tZM: 1M HUNGRY C4N W3 T4K3 4 BR34K
NO!!!
CV: SOLLUX I GODDAMN TOLD YOU NO PSIONIC BONEBULGES.
CV: karkat is still fully clothed
tZM: he has a whistle
tZM: TAVROS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
uHH, sO, i HAVE A STITCH,,,
YOU GET BACK IN THERE RIGHT NOW
CV: WHOEVER HAS HAD AN ORGASM ALREADY PUT YOUR HAND UP.
WELL THAT'S NICE FOR YOU SELFISH ASSHOLES. NOW TURN AROUND AND FUCKING GIVE BACK. GOD.
tZM: ERIDAN I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T YOU PUT YOUR DISGUSTING SLIMY FISHDWELLER HAND BACK DOWN
CV: K4RKL3S, WH3N 4R3 YOU G3TT1NG 1N? >:]
WHEN THE LOT OF YOU GET YOUR PROVERBIAL SHIT TOGETHER SO I ESTIMATE ABOUT NEVER.
We decided not to draw a picture.
Warnings for: nothing this isn't even sexy
tZM: Imagine how stressed out Karkat would be trying to organise group sex
He'd be staring at a fucking watch the whole time
TWO MINUTES IS UP EVERYONE SWAP
QUICKER!
NO STOP SAYING YOU'RE TIRED ERIDAN WE ARE DOING THIS HORRIBLE ORGY SO HELP ME GOD
tZM: VRISKA AT LEAST YOU COULD PRETEND LIKE YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION
KANAYA ARE YOU READING A FUCKING MAGAZINE
IT BETTER BE A PAIL CATALOGUE
Its The Spring Collection
I HATE ALL OF YOU
CV: ARADIA BOTS ONE THOUGH FIVE ARE OFF FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES. SIX THROUGH TEN GET ON THE FUCKING FLOOR ALREADY
tZM: GO GO GO
DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?
CV: EQUIUS YOU
... JUST KEEP DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING
BUT STOP DOING IT WITH A FUCKING CAMERA OUT
tZM: YEAH YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE ONLY ONE WHO'S DOING THIS ACCORDING TO MY FUCKING PLAN
WHICH I HAD TACKED UP TO THE WALL FOR THE PAST WEEK, THANKS
NONE OF YOU NOOKSNIFFERS CAME TO THE MEETING
CV: DO YOU THINK AN ORGY IS JUST SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS? ALL YOU ASSHOLES WANT YOUR RAUNCHY ASSHOLE RUMPUS PARTY
BUT NONE OF YOU FUCKASSES ACTUALLY WANT TO WORK FOR IT
CV: TEREZI STOP GNAWING MY ARM.
tZM: YOU'RE NOT EVEN DOING IT SEXILY
CV: I MEAN NOTHING YOU DO IS ACTUALLY SEXY BUT AT LEAST PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT
tZM: 1M HUNGRY C4N W3 T4K3 4 BR34K
NO!!!
CV: SOLLUX I GODDAMN TOLD YOU NO PSIONIC BONEBULGES.
CV: karkat is still fully clothed
tZM: he has a whistle
tZM: TAVROS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
uHH, sO, i HAVE A STITCH,,,
YOU GET BACK IN THERE RIGHT NOW
CV: WHOEVER HAS HAD AN ORGASM ALREADY PUT YOUR HAND UP.
WELL THAT'S NICE FOR YOU SELFISH ASSHOLES. NOW TURN AROUND AND FUCKING GIVE BACK. GOD.
tZM: ERIDAN I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T YOU PUT YOUR DISGUSTING SLIMY FISHDWELLER HAND BACK DOWN
CV: K4RKL3S, WH3N 4R3 YOU G3TT1NG 1N? >:]
WHEN THE LOT OF YOU GET YOUR PROVERBIAL SHIT TOGETHER SO I ESTIMATE ABOUT NEVER.
We decided not to draw a picture.