Comments | urban_anchorite: You will all be glad to hear I have fixed Cities in Dust.

urban_anchorite

You will all be glad to hear I have fixed Cities in Dust.

Jun 25, 2011 17:22

Previously, this story was a hardboiled mindfuck adventure. Totally unenjoyable. I have made it into a romance novel circa 1997* so that it can be enjoyed by a wider variety of people and touch on more topical issues. I am pretty sure cephiedvariable is super grateful that I have turned her borey into a story.

*or anything written by Cassie Edwards

( THE BLUE-COLLAR DETECTIVE'S SECRET MIRACLE ACCIDENT BABY )

ridiculous log stuff, jenn and i shouldn't be allowed to think, homestuck

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feral_phoenix June 25 2011, 05:57:29 UTC

o h m y g o d

i am dying

d y i n g

why is this so golden i do not even

urban_anchorite June 25 2011, 13:35:14 UTC

Fixing fandom one fanfic at a time!!!

alias_sqbr June 25 2011, 07:30:10 UTC

I would never tell Cephied Variable, but as much as I have enjoyed Cities in Dust I have always felt it lacked hunky firemen and weddings. (Though I guess it's not too late for them to show up in later chapters!)

urban_anchorite June 25 2011, 13:36:35 UTC

as I have enjoyed Cities in Dust I have always felt it lacked hunky firemen and weddings.

This was my complaint from the start. You were right to feel its absence.

(Though I guess it's not too late for them to show up in later chapters!)

I am personally starting up a petition for the plot of the story to change so that everyone is a hunky fireman having a wedding. In fact, I think we should all start up everyoneisahunkyfiremangettingmarriedstuck.

alias_sqbr June 25 2011, 13:45:56 UTC

I think we should all start up everyoneisahunkyfiremangettingmarriedstuck

I don't know, all the other *stucks might give up in despair at ever achieving such perfection, which would be a bit sad.

schellibie June 25 2011, 07:34:35 UTC

asGHJGFDSJFGSDFJHSGJAG I WAS GOING TO GO TO BED BUT NOW I AM LAUGHING TOO HARD AT THIS.

1 4LW4YS W4NT3D TO B3 4 LUSUS

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urban_anchorite June 25 2011, 13:37:13 UTC

IF THIS POST PREVENTED YOU FROM PACKING SWIMMING TOGS AND SUNSCREEN I WILL KNOW I AM TO BLAME :(

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urban_anchorite June 25 2011, 13:38:55 UTC

I did indeed think so. I can only hope all fanfics in this fandom from now on follow this rubric.

The rubric of hunky firemen.

odditycollector June 25 2011, 10:18:24 UTC

This is so romantic I just cried a single perfect crystalline tear. From my vagina.

aoir3n0w4nalfsn urban_anchorite June 25 2011, 13:39:37 UTC

Correct reaction. That is the only place to cry perfect crystalline tears from.