So this is it, huh folks? This is what we've been reduced to? Now we need to seriously consider having our nation's kindergarten teachers pack heat so something terrible doesn't happen to little children ( Read more... )

Ok enough of this ( Read more... )

I recall a time in my life, when I was much younger than I am today, and it felt to me as though the whole rest of the world wished for nothing stronger than for me to just go away and disappear. And you know what? I probably would have if it wasn't for my dear, beloved Grandmother, who is with the rest of God's angels now. You see, she shared ( Read more... )

The Holy Bible states that marriage is between a man and a woman. As a result, the majority of Americans who identify as Christians (forgive me if my assumption is in error) likely have personal beliefs along those lines ( Read more... )

Wanna know how I got them ( Read more... )

[Into Megaphone] Attention campers… ATTENTION campers… HEY! SHUT THE HELL UP ( Read more... )

Hey Kids! Did you know that GAY-ROD in the yellow suit wants to sell you PINK-GOO and call it a BURGER? Well at Clownie's Meat Burgers we'd NEVER pull that kinda crap! That's cuz all the food we serve is %100 pure, fresh, real MEAT, no chemicals, no preservatives, no byproducts, no vegetables, no cheese, no bun, just MEAT! So next time you're out ( Read more... )

Here I go
Through the Pearly Gates
I made a lot of folks happy
Playing with my mates

Hey, I was a Monkee
And I had a really fun while
But it's time for me to move on
So see me off with a smile

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Next came Dubya and Cheney ( Read more... )

Hello, my name is Gabriel Gentile and I'm a Brony. Yes, I'm a 35 year old male and I enjoy watching a cartoon show that is based on a line of toys designed for little girls. Why? For the following reasons ( Read more... )