I swear I dreamed this whole thing last night...

[unclelumpy]

Hey Kids! Did you know that GAY-ROD in the yellow suit wants to sell you PINK-GOO and call it a BURGER? Well at Clownie's Meat Burgers we'd NEVER pull that kinda crap! That's cuz all the food we serve is %100 pure, fresh, real MEAT, no chemicals, no preservatives, no byproducts, no vegetables, no cheese, no bun, just MEAT! So next time you're out with Mom and Dad, tell 'em to skip the usual place and come to Clownie's Meat Burgers, and here's a little song to help you remember! Ready? 1-2-3-4...

[Speed Metal Riff]
Meat! Beef! Chicken! Pork! Hold the lettuce!
Real food from real animals
Meat! Beef! Chicken! Pork! Hold the lettuce!
We won't serve it to you 'less it's killed
We cook it on a great big grill, we don't no heaters
If you're a vegetarian, we don't like you NEITHER
Meat! Beef! Chicken! Pork! Hold the lettuce!
Come on down to Clownie's Meat Burgers
Clownie's Meat Burgers! Clownie's Meat Burgers! Clownie's Meat Burgers!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOWWWWWWL!!!

Clownie's Meat Burgers, "You Deserve Some Frickin' FOOD!"