You're looking at my scars...
Wanna know how I got them?
You didn't ask, so you MUST want to know!
I wasn't always like this, y'know... I had a normal life once. Had a wife... Shrewish... Demanding... But OHHH so beautiful. The most gorgeous woman in the world, and she was MINE. I also had a job. My boss? Real jerk... Slavedriver... But also happened to be my older brother, soooo... Whatcha gonna do?
One day, my brother says we've got a big project coming on, and everyone has to work extra hours for NEXT to NOTHING. Well... I gotta eat... I gotta keep the wife happy... Whatcha gonna do?
Anyway, I get hurt at work one day, they send me home early... I walk into my house... I go into my bedroom... There's my WIFE... And my BROTHER... Doing the BUSINESS! I feel my heart and my mind break into a million pieces. I fall to my knees, sobbing to my wife "Why? Why?"
And you know what she says?
"Because you never SMILE anymore!"
So I walk into the kitchen... Grab a butcher knife... Aaaaaaand...
Whatcha gonna do?
You didn't ask, so you MUST want to know!
I wasn't always like this, y'know... I had a normal life once. Had a wife... Shrewish... Demanding... But OHHH so beautiful. The most gorgeous woman in the world, and she was MINE. I also had a job. My boss? Real jerk... Slavedriver... But also happened to be my older brother, soooo... Whatcha gonna do?
One day, my brother says we've got a big project coming on, and everyone has to work extra hours for NEXT to NOTHING. Well... I gotta eat... I gotta keep the wife happy... Whatcha gonna do?
Anyway, I get hurt at work one day, they send me home early... I walk into my house... I go into my bedroom... There's my WIFE... And my BROTHER... Doing the BUSINESS! I feel my heart and my mind break into a million pieces. I fall to my knees, sobbing to my wife "Why? Why?"
And you know what she says?
"Because you never SMILE anymore!"
So I walk into the kitchen... Grab a butcher knife... Aaaaaaand...
Whatcha gonna do?