Just for the record, anything below this post is for an old RP. I recycled this journal and now play at belowperfection.

I'm keeping them public because they are fun to read.

I was walking around downtown and this guy was trippin' balls, right? So I just walked across this puddle and then he starts pointing at me and saying that I can walk on water and shit. So they started worshipping me and calling me their savior just cause I happen to have some wine in backpack ( Read more... )

Sasori, for your birthday:


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Fuckin' halloween.

I like, took some drugs or something a couple days before. Licking the floor or something... I ended up somewhere down in the Marina and there were these fucking zombie deer. Their eyes were all red and they kept chasing me. "SALLLLT~ SALLLLT~" and Graaaa, their tongues were everywhere and drooling that fucking anal screw plug ( Read more... )

Itachi, when I said I wanted to hang out, I did not mean for you to get drunk and carve the nastiest stupidest looking pumpkin ever.

You + drunk + knife = ugly

Seriously man, that shit scares me. Looks like ....that thing.

Itachi is a fuckin' sellout.

Hypocrite to the ass degree.

Has anyone seen my wife lately?

He seems to be missing.

I have no idea what the fuck just happened.

Me and Sasuke went to Ocktoberfest, then I managed to steal one of those 'I can drink' bracelets, so I started drinking. Man, the beer was good. Then, I don't know what happened. I think I ended up somewhere in Chinatown. (Yeah, thanks for watching me, Sasuke. You did a real good job. Not) I have no ( Read more... )

I'm not a slut.

I have standards.

I saw a flier for Ocktoberfest on the Bay, but I'm still not 21 yet!! *whine*

I WANNA GO!!!

Where's that loser I call a father? Dad, bring me some beer.