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I have no idea what the fuck just happened.
Me and Sasuke went to Ocktoberfest, then I managed to steal one of those 'I can drink' bracelets, so I started drinking. Man, the beer was good. Then, I don't know what happened. I think I ended up somewhere in Chinatown. (Yeah, thanks for watching me, Sasuke. You did a real good job. Not) I have no memory of how I got there, or why I got there, I just remember seeing this guy walking around and trying to get someone to buy his peanut butter. Fuck if I know. It's all kinda blurry. I musta been really drunk. No, Sasori, I didn't eat anything I found on the ground. But I did lick those weird post-its I found in that barrel. What? Don't give me that look. I think they were scratch and sniff or something.
I could swore I saw my dad riding this giant ass frog though. I dunno why. My dad's insane. He'd probably do something like that. Where he got the frog I don't know. He was wearing this cape too. Maybe I was seeing things, I dunno.
Seriously, what happened these last three days? And what'd you do with my bong, Itachi?
If you touched it, I swear I'll break your fuckin' face. I pack a chainsaw. I'll skin your ass raw.
But at least I'm 21 now. I'm going back for more!
I'll see you jerks later.
((Still internetless... I hate pubic computers...))
Me and Sasuke went to Ocktoberfest, then I managed to steal one of those 'I can drink' bracelets, so I started drinking. Man, the beer was good. Then, I don't know what happened. I think I ended up somewhere in Chinatown. (Yeah, thanks for watching me, Sasuke. You did a real good job. Not) I have no memory of how I got there, or why I got there, I just remember seeing this guy walking around and trying to get someone to buy his peanut butter. Fuck if I know. It's all kinda blurry. I musta been really drunk. No, Sasori, I didn't eat anything I found on the ground. But I did lick those weird post-its I found in that barrel. What? Don't give me that look. I think they were scratch and sniff or something.
I could swore I saw my dad riding this giant ass frog though. I dunno why. My dad's insane. He'd probably do something like that. Where he got the frog I don't know. He was wearing this cape too. Maybe I was seeing things, I dunno.
Seriously, what happened these last three days? And what'd you do with my bong, Itachi?
If you touched it, I swear I'll break your fuckin' face. I pack a chainsaw. I'll skin your ass raw.
But at least I'm 21 now. I'm going back for more!
I'll see you jerks later.
((Still internetless... I hate pubic computers...))