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[twistedfishcake]

I saw a flier for Ocktoberfest on the Bay, but I'm still not 21 yet!! *whine*

I WANNA GO!!!

Where's that loser I call a father? Dad, bring me some beer.

Comments

[glamorouscosmos]

Ew, I saw that thing, too. *has been ripping them down* Why the hell would you want to go to a place that serves only beer as a refreshment?

[twistedfishcake]

Why wouldn't you want to go to a place that only serves beer??

[glamorouscosmos]

BECAUSE IT'S BAD!!

*is still mad at him*

[twistedfishcake]

Umm... How?? Or are you just trippin' hoochballs again?

[cloudsofhatred]

Like not being 21 has stopped you before.

[twistedfishcake]

This is an official thing, douche-for-dick. I can't just walk in and start drinking.

[cloudsofhatred]

*snorts* I'm just surprised you haven't thought of some way to sneak yourself in and therefore break the rules.

[twistedfishcake]

You don't think I already tried that?

[notadolly]

If I sneak you in and liquor you up, will you stop whining and let me work in peace?

[twistedfishcake]

Only for the first few days, man. I'll be 21 on Tuesday and then all bets are off.

[notadolly]

That's alright.

I'll liquor you up, now, and after your birthday I'll just start hurting you.

You'll be a man then, you know. I won't have to feel bad about beating the crap out of you.

[twistedfishcake]

I'm a man now, asswipe. And I'll have you know I'm carved out of raw iron. You're welcome to try and kick the crap of me, but I'll carve your doughy ass first.

[tobisagoodboy]

?! *_ Ocktoberfest!? My day has just been made .D

Hey, it's pretty easy to sneak into those things and get beer, don't worry about not being 21.

[twistedfishcake]

And you would know this... how?

[tobisagoodboy]

Um...*shift eye* Er...I guessed?

[monsieur_hagane]

YAY IM 21!

[twistedfishcake]

Shit. Rub it in, why dontcha?

[monsieur_hagane]

Yes, I will. ^^

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[twistedfishcake]

...

Jerk.

I'm never having sex with you again.