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[twistedfishcake]

I saw a flier for Ocktoberfest on the Bay, but I'm still not 21 yet!! *whine*

I WANNA GO!!!

Where's that loser I call a father? Dad, bring me some beer.

Comments

[cloudsofhatred]

Like not being 21 has stopped you before.

[twistedfishcake]

This is an official thing, douche-for-dick. I can't just walk in and start drinking.

[cloudsofhatred]

*snorts* I'm just surprised you haven't thought of some way to sneak yourself in and therefore break the rules.

[twistedfishcake]

You don't think I already tried that?

[cloudsofhatred]

Maybe I should rephrase... It's kind of funny that you haven't thought of a way to get in. Makes it easier to rub it in your face.

[twistedfishcake]

Grrrr...

I fucking hate you.

[notadolly]

You're just encouraging him.

Naruto, you know Itachi loves for people to hate him. You're making his day.

[twistedfishcake]

I don't care. He rubs me the wrong way sometimes. I should just go punch him in the mother fuckin' face.

[cloudsofhatred]

I know.

[twistedfishcake]

Fuckin' juicebox.

[cloudsofhatred]

At least I can drink legally.

[cloudsofhatred]

Which, by the way, you can't.

[twistedfishcake]

Unless you want me to punch those idiotic glasses off your stupid face, you'll shut up, right now.

[twistedfishcake]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Two days to go, ass fucking son of a cocksucking douchecheese.

[cloudsofhatred]

Good, that means I get two days to rub it in your face more. Maybe I should bring home some empty bottles and wave them in your face?

[twistedfishcake]

You do and I will fuck your shit up.

You hear me? I will draw blood this time.