I'm not trippin' okay?
I was walking around downtown and this guy was trippin' balls, right? So I just walked across this puddle and then he starts pointing at me and saying that I can walk on water and shit. So they started worshipping me and calling me their savior just cause I happen to have some wine in backpack.
Yeah, he was really fuckin tripping. So I tried to tell him he was just imaginging things and that it was just a puddle, but I guess he thought it was a cock-sucking lake or something. He started rallying all his hobo buddies around and preaching or some shit and I'm just trying to duck away.
So they followed my ass home! Someone else try to convince them that I'm not Jesus.
Everytime I try to try they just start bowing and saying, "We're not worthy, we're not worthy!"
Place has been all too quiet lately. My wife totally ditched me... don't know where he went. Maybe he went to visit his family or something. My best fuck buddie is gone too. Don't know what happend to that cock sucker. My Dad too... fucking... That shitstain. He didn't even say goodbye. He better not show up again and ask why I don't show him any respect.
I mean, it's not like I care. Not like it's the holidays and your family is supposed to stay with you and the heat isn't working and you're building bonfires in your apartment just to keep warm. Sasori, if you yell at me again about that burnt spot in the floor, I swear I'll take your puppets and dump them in the bay. Itachi, that goes for you too. Seriously man. You bitch if it's cold and you bitch if there's a mess. You live with me, douche. You should be used to it by now.
I don't even know what's going on in this place anymore. Feels like it's just me, Itachi, and Sasori. Not even ...that thing has been around.
But whatever, it's not like I'm lonely or anything.
Yeah, he was really fuckin tripping. So I tried to tell him he was just imaginging things and that it was just a puddle, but I guess he thought it was a cock-sucking lake or something. He started rallying all his hobo buddies around and preaching or some shit and I'm just trying to duck away.
So they followed my ass home! Someone else try to convince them that I'm not Jesus.
Everytime I try to try they just start bowing and saying, "We're not worthy, we're not worthy!"
Place has been all too quiet lately. My wife totally ditched me... don't know where he went. Maybe he went to visit his family or something. My best fuck buddie is gone too. Don't know what happend to that cock sucker. My Dad too... fucking... That shitstain. He didn't even say goodbye. He better not show up again and ask why I don't show him any respect.
I mean, it's not like I care. Not like it's the holidays and your family is supposed to stay with you and the heat isn't working and you're building bonfires in your apartment just to keep warm. Sasori, if you yell at me again about that burnt spot in the floor, I swear I'll take your puppets and dump them in the bay. Itachi, that goes for you too. Seriously man. You bitch if it's cold and you bitch if there's a mess. You live with me, douche. You should be used to it by now.
I don't even know what's going on in this place anymore. Feels like it's just me, Itachi, and Sasori. Not even ...that thing has been around.
But whatever, it's not like I'm lonely or anything.