Comments | twistedfishcake: I'm not trippin' okay?

twistedfishcake

I'm not trippin' okay?

Dec 21, 2006 22:20

I was walking around downtown and this guy was trippin' balls, right? So I just walked across this puddle and then he starts pointing at me and saying that I can walk on water and shit. So they started worshipping me and calling me their savior just cause I happen to have some wine in backpack ( Read more... )

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tobisagoodboy December 23 2006, 05:29:08 UTC

Jesus lives with the anti-christ? .o

notadolly December 31 2006, 20:40:16 UTC

Tobi. If anyone is the anti-christ in this complex, it is me, and not Itachi.

Itachi is a snivelling puss. Don't you forget that. That dolt can't even aim a gun.

tobisagoodboy December 31 2006, 21:22:03 UTC

Whaaa?!?! You're the anti-christ? ;_ But Naruto said there were 40...

Is not being able to aim a gun a bad thing?

monsieur_hagane December 23 2006, 08:50:49 UTC

HEY, I'm not lonely either! :D ...at least, I think so, anyway.

twistedfishcake December 23 2006, 10:02:21 UTC

fudsss. 'm sooo fuckinnn drsnk.

i_aim_high December 23 2006, 08:53:46 UTC

Oh.

God, that was you, huh?! I am such a fucking mess.

twistedfishcake December 23 2006, 10:02:36 UTC

you agasin?

gasoh I'm sosoo drunk.

i_aim_high December 27 2006, 09:05:26 UTC

Why didn't you hit me up, FOOL? Them cats don't make good drinking buddies.

twistedfishcake December 29 2006, 19:53:08 UTC

I don't drink with cats.

notadolly December 23 2006, 10:52:20 UTC

Don't worry. I'm too tired from trying to fix the heat all day to yell at you- and my fingers are frozen enough that that burn mark on the floor isn't seeming so unreasonable. Just... we'll get a space heater or something, alright? And maybe one of those big down comforters ( ... )

twistedfishcake December 23 2006, 10:54:45 UTC

Hey, you gonanas pay for somsthisng tlike this, smegasgma?

oh fukck my asss sidineways. I'm like druink ro orsomething.

Wanna fighit?

notadolly December 23 2006, 11:00:10 UTC

*blinks, and translates mentally as though he must do this often*

No. I am too sober too fight.

Maybe if you take me out for a pitcher.

Or, more responsibly, you should have a glass of water and go to bed. It is at least warm there. How much did you drink? Enough to throw up, or enough that I need to make up a fake name for you when you get alcohol poisoning and I have to drag you to the hospital?

twistedfishcake December 23 2006, 11:04:05 UTC

nonoe of the above man. I can takes you out for a pitcher. I'm still sober eough for that. You want I should kick you in ase ear?

I fuckin want my awife dude.

nohopsigs. I fucking hate ahipsotils.

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cloudsofhatred December 28 2006, 01:25:47 UTC

Denial.

twistedfishcake December 29 2006, 19:48:21 UTC

Assface.

cloudsofhatred December 29 2006, 22:28:13 UTC

You're in denial.

twistedfishcake December 29 2006, 22:57:52 UTC

Of what?

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