I'm not trippin' okay?

[twistedfishcake]

I was walking around downtown and this guy was trippin' balls, right? So I just walked across this puddle and then he starts pointing at me and saying that I can walk on water and shit. So they started worshipping me and calling me their savior just cause I happen to have some wine in backpack

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[cloudsofhatred]

Denial.

[twistedfishcake]

Assface.

[cloudsofhatred]

You're in denial.

[twistedfishcake]

Of what?

[cloudsofhatred]

You said "it's not like I'm lonely or anything".

[twistedfishcake]

No, I didn't.

[cloudsofhatred]

Yes you did. Look, it's right up there.

[twistedfishcake]

Shut up.

[cloudsofhatred]

Make me.

[twistedfishcake]

I will! When my stomach stops hurting.

[cloudsofhatred]

Mhm.