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[twistedfishcake]

Fuckin' halloween.

I like, took some drugs or something a couple days before. Licking the floor or something... I ended up somewhere down in the Marina and there were these fucking zombie deer. Their eyes were all red and they kept chasing me. "SALLLLT~ SALLLLT~" and Graaaa, their tongues were everywhere and drooling that fucking anal screw plug

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[rad_aburame]

Anal screw plug fuzz?

[twistedfishcake]

You want one? I have a spare.

[rad_aburame]

...no.

[twistedfishcake]

You sure. It's blue.

[monsieur_hagane]

You're going to hurt yourself someday! Flying can be dangerous, especially when jumbo jets are patrolling the HIGH SKIES.

):

[twistedfishcake]

I'm more concerned about balloons. As you should be.

[monsieur_hagane]

Balloons in the sky? Oh yes, those are quite vicious.

[twistedfishcake]

And from clowns. You gotta watch out for those fuckers, man.

[iris_ayamex3]

...Uh, what?

[twistedfishcake]

You heard me! It was some crazy ass shit. Fuckin' zombie deer and ... what was I just talking about?

[iris_ayamex3]

Something...weird. Oh well, stay out of trouble.

[twistedfishcake]

You too, foxy lady.

[notadolly]

...

*skips the lecture and just breaks out the newspaper, whapping Naruto in the back of the head a few times*

Didn't even wish me happy birthday, you son of a bitch.

[twistedfishcake]

It was your birthday??

Fuckin' son of a whore! Don't hit me!! *punch*

What do you call that little dress-up number? Grilled cheese?!

[notadolly]

Yes, it was. I am fairly certain I have told you, several times, that Halloween was my birthday- even if I don't particularly understand the concept of the holiday. I was more under the impression that it would be more of a... festival? Maybe? But it seems I underestimated your people's love for sugar, vandalism and theatrics.

I hit you when you deserve it, and I'm tired of yelling at you to stop licking and/or eating things off the floor. It's a severe annoyance, and I quite frankly do not have the energy or the will to keep explaining.

...Grilled...cheese? What are you talking about?

[twistedfishcake]

I'm kinda hungry... And I skipped lunch cause I was too busy doing... umm... nevermind.

I haven't done it in three days! I told you! Itachi got up in my shit and cleaned the floor. The windowsills were kinda funky and I've been scared to lick the fungus off 'em ever since I had that bad trip where I thought that swarm of purple ladybugs was coming to collect my soul.

I'll just have to get you a present sometime. Want a headband?

[cloudsofhatred]

So you have been eating off the floor again.

[twistedfishcake]

I have not, you silly bitch! Not since you mopped, you OCD cookie dough bastard.

And sorry about your pants. I accidentally on purpose got my jizz on them.

[cloudsofhatred]

Well, maybe not our floor, but the floor in general.

...What is it with you and ruining my things?

[twistedfishcake]

I dunno. I don't ruin them on purpose. I just have no concept of ownership, you know that. What's yours is mine and what's Sasori's is mine, and what's the corner grocery's is mine too.