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[twistedfishcake]

Fuckin' halloween.

I like, took some drugs or something a couple days before. Licking the floor or something... I ended up somewhere down in the Marina and there were these fucking zombie deer. Their eyes were all red and they kept chasing me. "SALLLLT~ SALLLLT~" and Graaaa, their tongues were everywhere and drooling that fucking anal screw plug

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[cloudsofhatred]

So you have been eating off the floor again.

[twistedfishcake]

I have not, you silly bitch! Not since you mopped, you OCD cookie dough bastard.

And sorry about your pants. I accidentally on purpose got my jizz on them.

[cloudsofhatred]

Well, maybe not our floor, but the floor in general.

...What is it with you and ruining my things?

[twistedfishcake]

I dunno. I don't ruin them on purpose. I just have no concept of ownership, you know that. What's yours is mine and what's Sasori's is mine, and what's the corner grocery's is mine too.

[cloudsofhatred]

You'd pee on your own clothes? Not very becoming of you.

... Not that I was expecting much.

[twistedfishcake]

After I piss on them, they become your clothes again.