Hai guys ( Read more... )

I love them, I really do, but sometimes... they do such terrible, terrible things ( Read more... )

Just walked back into my bathroom to grab my nail clippers and found my cat licking my just used toothbrush. Not as gross as her dragging around used pads/tampons like I hear some peoples' pets do, but still, that thing goes in my mouth and her tongue touches many things I don't want in or even close to my mouth.

So, fortislupus are going at it like beasts, as per usual. He blows his ambrosia nut custard all over my insides, and it inevitably ends up on the inside of my thighs, and all over his own balls. To say he cums violently, is an understatement. It's always messy ( Read more... )

( Oh Duffy, OH Roland! )

First post to this community, even though I've been a lurker for about half a year now? Anyways, glad to finally have something TMI-worthy that I can remember. c ( Read more... )

I ate a lot of chili today and I'm waiting for the farts to come ( Read more... )

Dear TMI,
I'm drunk sorry if this is kinda badly written

My mama and me live with her boyfriend, he's an asshole but he's not usually real hard to deal with cos he smokes a shit load of pot n is always workin or fishin.  He's got these two dogs, they're stupid and badly behaved by most standards but they aren't hellbeasts. but one of them or both of ( Read more... )

I keep the litter box in the bathroom and sometimes both my cat and I use the potty at the same time, I find it to be a kinda bonding experience ( Read more... )

I found this video on youtube while randomly browsing... HOW I got from pretty music to... THIS... I have no idea...

www.youtube.com/watch