Cousin: Most people do not enjoy polygraphs.
Me: I think it'd be cool to take one!
(20 minutes later)
Me: Oh my God, oh my God, I missed the exit, oh thank God, there's the airport, shoot, shoot, where's the right direction, ah, got it, damn it, should I take 395 South, oh no, too late, have to keep going, am I going to have to go all the way back to
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