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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 12

szaleniec1000 Jun 27, 2015 17:51

Contrived coincidences, improbable costumes and offensive stereotypes. It's been a while, but welcome back to Hogwarts Exposed.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 12 )

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In This World and the Next Chapter 12

szaleniec1000 Nov 19, 2014 01:27

In which Lord Potter takes the Hogwarts students to Thorpe Park in between plotting murder. As you do.

( ITWATN Chapter 12 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 11

szaleniec1000 Aug 08, 2014 02:22

This chapter is called "Driving the Point Home" and I'll just let that speak for itself.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 11 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 10

szaleniec1000 Aug 05, 2014 19:36

So, what to do when you've written your daring rescue and confrontation with the arch-villain in Chapter 9 of 24? Why, take a detour into PSA Hell and bad soap opera shenanigans, of course!

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 10 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 9

szaleniec1000 Jul 24, 2014 23:59

Previously in Salazar's Return, Salazar returned. And this might be the last chance I get to use the OM NOM NOM icon.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 9 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 8

szaleniec1000 Jul 22, 2014 23:43

This chapter is titled "The Milk of Life", and not since Chapter 22 of Too Exposed was called "Joining" have I been more disturbed by a chapter title.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 8 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 7

szaleniec1000 Jul 20, 2014 16:14

Last chapter's obligatory cliffhanger involved the arrival of three "extremely unwelcome visitors", who might have been house-elves, the Great One's geese, the Hogsmeade takeaway delivering the wrong pizza or just post owls again.
( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 7 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 6 part 2

szaleniec1000 Jul 18, 2014 21:10

If you thought their holiday had been eventful enough, you were wrong. This time, randy werewolves. And I'm not talking about Kim's one-time love interest.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 6 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 5

szaleniec1000 Jul 10, 2014 14:12

Last time on Hogwarts Exposed: the worst hazard when trekking naked through a tropical rainforest is running into a cop who's apparently the long-lost relative of the gang from Chapter 2. Or else the gang from The Gang. Also, the Great One is a goose.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 5 )

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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 4

szaleniec1000 Jul 06, 2014 22:25

The previous chapter ended with an outburst of disembodied dialogue claiming that something or someone unknown was attacking "those girls", who could have been the main cast but could just as easily have been random bystanders. Now for the "resolution". Yes, it's bad.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 4 )

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