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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 6 part 2

szaleniec1000 Jul 18, 2014 21:10

If you thought their holiday had been eventful enough, you were wrong. This time, randy werewolves. And I'm not talking about Kim's one-time love interest.

( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 6 )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 24

szaleniec1000 Aug 05, 2013 23:45

Those of you who follow me on Tumblr will have seen this infographic:

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 3 part 2

szaleniec1000 Dec 16, 2011 14:31

It turns out that the Featureless Plane of Disembodied Dialogue is a great place for running.

( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 3 )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 24 part 9

szaleniec1000 Oct 04, 2011 23:55

It's results day! Also, a rare scene with no mention of sex, nudity or sexualised nudity.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 24 - sorry for the delay )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 22 part 3

szaleniec1000 Aug 22, 2011 10:33

The rest of this chapter (sorry, the "balance" of this chapter) contains toxic levels of glurge and must be handled with care.

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 9

szaleniec1000 May 07, 2011 21:34

I've not given up. I took a bit of a break because I have to admit this chapter, long and brimming with fail as it is, nearly defeated me. But it hasn't!

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 9 )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 6

szaleniec1000 Apr 20, 2011 19:13

In which far too much attention is paid to young girls with no knickers on.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 6. NSFW. )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 4

szaleniec1000 Apr 18, 2011 16:47

It just gets worse and worse.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 4 (NSFW) )

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It occurs to me that Hogwarts Exposed is rather aptly named. Not simply because of the ever-present nudity, but the first two chapters were mostly exposition. This continues.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 3. Meet the Sues! NSFW. )

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