Glittergaze 2.6
As the kids were out of the house, that meant that I could FINALLY activate the damn servo.
Why yes, Spandex Vendetta, you DO have to do it.
Meet Flittersmile! The peaceful robot.
Flittersmile: Peaceful? What the hell? I'm a damn robot man, I wanna kill people! I wanna take over the damn world.
Spandex: Uh, sorry, but I'm not down with that.
Flittersmile: Can I at least restrain people I find attractive and do kinky things to them?
Spandex Vendetta: Ooo yes you can! I've got some cuffs you can borrow.
Flittersmile: So how about that hottie out in the garden? Can I do him?
Spandex Vendetta: Uh...that's my husband, and um, how did you know where he was and what he was doing?
Flittersmile: *taps head* I'm a robot, duh.
Flittersmile: He's way hotter than that other guy. Like I'd ever do him!
Spandex Vendetta: Oh I KNOW!
Bubble Charm: Who is this hot woman and why aren't we dating?
And back at the OK Corral dorm...
A cow moved in. I don't know how. I thought they were rivals from another uni. Sneaky underhanded cow! Trying to bring down the Llamas from the inside!
I took out some of my hacks to see what was conflicting with my servo (only some sims could interact with her, and the others kept jump bugging), and I thought I'd take out the one that stopped the FT idle poses too. I get a lot of this now. I don't mind, but I just thought it made her feet look really painful.
Flower Superfly and Remember Lower (bondchicknett) share their love for chocolate coated bacon.
Jellynose tried hitting on Mariano Sparks (a townie), but he wasn't into her.
OH. For those that were wondering, these are their majors:
Flower - philosophy, Jellynose - art, Perfect - mathematics and Ravage - drama.
And this is their challenge:
The DIY Challenge: no NPC's are allowed on the lot for one week. Fire the butler, the maid, the gardener and the nanny. Not that the nanny does much, anyway...* Power down any Servos on the lot for the week.
Easy to do.
Yeah, uni is like, SO hard.
Pluto McGann (simtopi) really took a liking to Mariano...and the llama. Or maybe he was trying to strangle him, I'm not sure.
Uh, NO he doesn't live here. He lives with YOU. You're MARRIED. You're talking to your DAUGHTER. Oh my GOD Scyther (sea_serpent), you are SO DUMB.
That's Jacob Carr (chloriinated), who Cerise doesn't even KNOW (though Bubble Charm has a crush on him) but he calls at least ten times. GET A FREAKING CLUE.
And when someone she does know calls (her cousin, Angry Frog), she doesn't want to talk to him.
Is it just me, or when they're doing the cheer it sounds like they're saying badonkdonkdonk? It really sounds like they're very excited over buttocks.
The bowling lane is still a popular spot, though Elliot Digby (inkbottleblue) was bogarting it.
That, or he pulled out the wrong sort of balls.
Treason Friske (simmply_anna): I, I really think I'm too young and impressionable for that sort of behaviour. I think I better go.
I love it when they clean up autonomously. Perfect Lord has 9 neat points, so he does this a lot :)
Jellynose: I like him? Oh god I do like him. Why do I have to like him? Oh god this sucks.
They're both super shy, so it makes flirting super cute.
Of all the people you choose to gossip about, you choose your dead grandmother?
Jellynose: Oh Grandma Thrust loved grilled cheese. It was her wish that her ashes would be baked into a grilled cheese sandwich and eaten at the wake. She wanted to be one with the cheese, you know?
Elliot: Oh. My. God.
Jellynose: *laughs* Oh don't worry! No one was as into grilled cheese as she was, so they just put her ashes in a jar in the hall. Though I do get her love for it, and you know, maybe one day I'll honour her wishes.
Elliot: You can't eat people! Especially not in a grilled cheese! That's just so WRONG. You eat them in ragu!
Jellynose: LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU. YOU FREAK.
Elliot: But you are so cute...maybe...you wanna go out?
Jellynose: *giggle*
Noelle Bishop (simgarden): SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME.
Aww.
Yup, they work fast. VERY fast. >:(
You keep practising, Flower, you'll figure it out.
Every now and then I would hear this horrible warbling coming from upstairs. It's just Noelle, being the attention whore that she is.
ORLY.
This made me laugh so hard. Pluto is the only dormie who is addicted to bathing. He bathes at least once a day, sometimes showering as well. But seeing him bathing in a filthy tub while wearing his formal wear is a clear sign of addiction. MUST. BATHE. DON'T. TOUCH. DIRTY. TUB.
But what happened was I made everyone switch to formal wear, because it's one of Flower's turn ons. As soon as Treason was all dolled up, she fell head over heels for him.
This is after Jellynose tried to make herself heir.
Yeah, she bothers you too, I get it.
Damn ghosties. There is a LOT of this. A LOT. I haven't included all the hauntings that happened, either.
And why are you so sad?
Oh :(
She was only really tired! Everything else was green. But this is what I meant by her trying to make herself heir. She and Elliot had only had a regular woohoo, but they still got knocked up. She is really, really fertile.
Remember: OH MY GOD. BOOKS!
Ravage: Seriously??
Well, no. Someone leapt through the bookcase to scare him and I missed it.
I felt so sad for her :(
Jasmine Baird (simtopi) keeps stalking the dorms. Honey, I'd love to marry you in, but everyone this gen is into peen.
Treason: You guys did it?? What was it like! I'm sure I'd pass out before it got good, you know?
Jellynose: Yeah...I'm not talking about that with you.
Flower and Treason: What are those little floaty hearts??
Ouch.
It was a very awkward first kiss.
*sigh* If only there were like, 8 toilets for you to use.
I don't think you have much room to laugh at someone, Mariano. You're standing in your own pee!
Streaker: Hey there hot stuff!
Grilled Cheese: Oh thank god we're sitting here.
Geraint: HOLY FUCK THERE'S A NAKED MAN. OW MY NECK.
(He's the cow, for those wondering)
He's also incredibly stinky, all the time. He's allergic to the bathrooms, I think.
You're all class too.
And you know what? It really turns guys on.
See?
Fortune/Family
Marry off 6 children
9/2/6/3/5
On: Swimsuits, clean/Off: underwear
Major: Physics
*sigh* And in Perfect Lord's bedroom, too.
Geraint: Ew I wouldn't do her. She farts in the kitchen!
Elliot: What are you doing in here with my woman? Git out you stinky freak! I hope you rot in hell!
Geraint: *ugh*
Life goes on. For some.
For some reason it was showing me inside the dormie's rooms. They were doing this a lot. YOUR THOUGHT BUBBLES LIE.
*bowchickabowwow*
Simone is a stalker. And she doesn't bathe very often.
Remember: I wish someone would love me.
And another one bites the dustjoins the family.
Romance/Family
Become an icon
6/3/6/4/6
On: Make up, hardworking/Off: Mechanical
Major: Drama
Same old same old.
Horn dogs.
Getting high makes you fall in love. But only if your head looks like large fries.
Two things: he's frozen from going at in the hot tub in the middle of winter, and omg his swimsuit.
Perfect Lord: I love you. Will you marry me?
Mariano:OMG YES!
Jellynose: *+3500* *+1500*
Family/Knowledge
Become game designer
4/4/4/7/6
On: Make up, red hair/Off: Glasses
Major: Mathematics
She is very confused by this.
Since there was no one in the dorm that Ravage was interested in, we ordered in.
And got Markel Woods.
That's just...oh my.
Hey! I paid TOP DOLLAR. You better like him!
*sigh* Goddamn gypsy is a rip off merchant. We paid $5K for a date. Ravage is gay. His date should be male and GAY.
But it was a quick fix and all was right.
Treason's not so into it, but he loves Flower, so he'll warble along with her.
Not your average first date, but Markel didn't mind.
*loves* he's a neat boy.
Ravage: So...I paid $5K, that means I get the lot, right?
Markel: You better believe it!
You got got.
Another one down! Wait, that's all of them. WOO.
You idjit.
Amsterdam Honeyblossom (_simplyrandom) moved in after Geraint died. He fits right in.
Oh, along the way I forgot to reroll for their challenges. Most of them just aren't feasible (IMNSHO) for college life, so I decided to skip them. I'll do them again once we're on the home lot.
Perfect: You know, if you just bathed more often, you could have two loves too!
Gardening is dangerous work.
Uni was interfering with his love (and family) life.
She's baaaaaaaack. She would walk by at least once a day, if not more. I think she's dirty that Cecilia was married in and she wasn't.
Perfect: She reeks, and she's eaten disgustingly gross off mac and cheese...oh god, I think I'm going to faint. Or puke. Or both.
*sigh*
Coach: How dare you have sex and then laze about in bed? Who do you think you are? College students? GET OUT AND GET FIT!
Elliot: Dude, you weren't here. It was a total workout.
Their maid wasn't getting everything done before he had to go home, so we got in some extra help. They could definitely afford it! Meet Alasdair Pulsen. He's got style.
Your friend Markel...who JUST got engaged to Ravage, you mean? I'm guessing you guys either aren't very good friends, or you're VERY good friends who share everything. Either way, uh no. And he totally goes to the same hairdresser as Markel, hey?
That pee puddle has been there for AGES. Stupid maid kept walking past it, and no one living there had any inclination to mop it up, which quite frankly surprised me.
Ravage does research for funsies. Weirdo.
Okay, so that's totally unrealistic. What sort of microwave, used only by college students, would be THAT clean on the inside?? They've never cleaned it!
At least you were in the right place for shitting yourself.
These two do this a lot. Amsterdam just stands around until he's stinky, while Pluto drinks a lot. Unlike the other dormies, he'll bathe at the slightest hint of dirt appearing on his pristine clothes.
Amsterdam also does this.
Flower: Goddamn it, that one hurt.
Treason: What have I gotten myself into??
Jellynose: Hey babe, remember that time we did it and then the coach came in?
Elliot: Oh yeah! That was some good loving.
Jellynose: Well, maybe you didn't notice, but the condom broke.
Elliot: From awesome?
Jellynose: Uh, no. Anyway, remember what happened in our freshman year?
Elliot: You mean when you got knocked up the first time we did it?
Jellynose: Yup! It happened again!
Elliot: We did it for the first time again?
Jellynose: No, you doofus. I'm pregnant again. And I'm not losing this one, either. So you better take good care of me.
Elliot: Oh, okay. That's neat, I guess.
Jellynose: At least, I think I'm pregnant. Maybe I should take a test just to see...
Perfect: Pregnant? Hahahah! Your life is like, totally over now man. Sucks to be you.
Elliot: Yeah? Well this means that Jellynose is now heir, you dork.
Perfect: Well shit.
BOTH times she got pregnant was by regular woohoo, for those wondering. I don't encourage my uni students to get knocked up, but I think she was keen to be named heir, and pipped the others to the post.
She also popped in secret, so I missed that, but she popped into some very appropriate maternity pyjamas.
Seeing as they were getting ready to do it...kinky!
Ravage: There sure are a lot of dead people here. Should I be worried? o_O
One of them just got Ravage too, though he looks like he's scared of the wall.
Ghost-whose-name-I-forget: NOBODY PUTS ME IN THE CORNER. OR IN THE STAIRS. IMMA PISSED NOW.
Mariano: Does it ever worry you how people who live in this dorm have a higher chance of dying than in other dorms?
Perfect: o_O
That's one way to try to pass your final exams.
This is another way to pass, but Flower doesn't enjoy it as much.
He just looks so sad, all the time! Poor boy.
While these two get a kick our of doing their homework. I think it helps ramp up their sex life.
For someone who just got laid, and snagged 5000 points, you'd think you'd look a little bit happier!
See? He does! (not that he and Treason were in there together, mind you)
Remember: I wish someone would want to shag me!
And you may have noticed that Jellynose had yet another stealth popping session. I swear she's trying to keep her pregnancies secret from me.
Treason: Why me? Why is it all so hard? Oh god, here she comes again... what's that babe? Oh, okay, I'll be right up.
And bubble juice while heavily pregnant is TOTES OKAY.
She does this a lot.
Ravage: Did someone just pee on my foot?
Simone had been feeling ignored and unloved, almost invisible. It was quite a surprise to her to find that that she was actually turning invisible.
Mariano: Damn you chocolate cake! It's all your fault! The cake is a lie!
I really have to worry about him. Two of the five toilets are in use, he's ready to burst, but he still can't figure out what to do.
Pluto: I just love being the fifth wheel.
Man, romance really is in the air! Everyone who could hook up, did.
And those that shouldn't, wanted to! o_O
Oh look, they discovered there was more to do than each other!
And then in true sim form, Jellynose went into labour in the bathroom.
Though all the other men had to stay outside.
And it's a girl! Kizzy, named for kizzy_sims, who successfully identified Ravage as the mystery sim in my post the other day.
Death: SERIOUSLY? AGAIN? YOU DO REALISE I DON'T GIVE OUT REWARD POINTS FOR FREQUENT VISITS, RIGHT?
I tried to get Flower to plead, but she couldn't get to Death in time, so he ran off with Amsterdam.
Cow ghost!
Aww. Cute.
I was so happy when he started taking care of her...then he dumped her on the floor. But he redeemed himself by changing her and putting her to bed. Eventually.
Uh, no.
It must've been the weather, but they all decided to go outside and play football.
*sigh*
Jellynose: THESE CHAIRS WON'T SAVE ME! I NEED A CHAIR THAT CAN SAVE ME!
They all survived. The nectarine tartlet didn't.
o_O This is nanny Mickey. I know kids can be messy, but that's taking protective wear too far.
Jellynose: Godamnit I'm pregnant again and I haven't even graduated.
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
And then she stealth popped again.
Apart from Jellynose, they grew up into acceptable outfits! And hers is only off because she's pregnant.
Jasmine FINALLY got her foot back in the door...and they'd all left.
And in case it wasn't obvious, back on the ranch...
Jellynose is the heir! She kept getting herself knocked up on regular woohooing, so I figured it was meant to be. She's super fertile!
Featuring sims from bondchick_nett, simmply_anna, simgarden, simtopi, inkbottleblue, _simplyrandom, sea_serpent and chloriinated.
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