Glittergaze 2.3
That's a nice way to start the update.
Even when everyone's skilling up, Flower is following her daddy around.
Um...WHAT?
Weirdo.
Bubble Charm is slowly decorating the house, one window at a time.
o_O
And again!
Just how does a statue catch fire?? I know it was hit by lightning, but seriously!!
Fortunately, Alejandro is there to save the day. And then the bench caught fire. Sheesh.
And while that didn't kill him...
This did.
Or it might have been this. Death usually just comes to collect the souls, but it looks like he might have tried to remove Alejandro's heart first.
And while THAT was happening out there, inside, the kids were doing that tingly-in-the-pants-dance. It was a very busy time.
Alejandro: That's not art! You tricked me! I don't want to go!
Orange Teapot: NO YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM HE CLEANS MY POOP.
Well, that helps soften the blow, I suppose.
Sort of.
Toddlers and kids growing up, oh my!
Ravage Laserbeak.
Flower Superfly.
Perfect Lord.
And Jellynose Blowpipe.
Oh, Scyther, you make me proud. Autonomous nappy changes!
Though that's not how you make porridge do it.
And autonomous feeding!
Perfect Lord has some style.
THRUST!! Our first ghostie sighting.
I sense evil.
A tantrum!! I haven't had a sim kid do this in a while. She hit the bottom when Alejandro died right before she aged up.
It's always cuter in game than in real life.
So. Cute.
I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE, MISSY. But it didn't work, HAH.
I didn't realise until later how much he looks like his uncles with this hair. Either Spandex or Spiderspaz, I'm not sure.
Shorter hair definitely works better on her.
They were on a roll!
HAH I HAVE ALARMS YOU BITCH.
Cerise was on his way to call the police.
But he stopped doing that to run outside and freak out, while the thief just kinda stood around the foyer.
Then she ran out, he ran in...
she stood around as the cops turned up...
They ran back inside...
THEN she freaked out because the alarm was still blaring.
THEN they all ran outside again...and she stole the freaking lion statue while the cop was right behind her.
This isn't so disturbing...
Until you zoom in. o_O
The cop finally won.
And Cerise was distraught about losing the damn statue, which was replaced immediately. Sheesh.
WTF? They don't even know what insurance is!
Ah, the life of a toddler is exciting.
That's another skill maxed!
Ah yes, the old "impale the headmaster on the nursery door" trick to impress him.
Um, Thrust? What are you doing up here??
Yay!
o_O
Apparently the headmaster likes to soak alone.
Yay all around!
More yays!
/spam
They have desks in the computer room, but no, they choose to do their homework right by the front door.
Orange Teapot: NOOOO SHE'LL MAKE ME POOP.
Orange Teapot: I AM TOO OLD FOR THESE SHENANIGANS.
Your grandmother would roll over in her grave to see this happen.
It's an easy want to fill, but damn they're boring.
This kid LOVES to bowl. She's addicted, I swear. She rolls the want to bowl at least twice a day.
Orange Teapot: DAMN IT KID GET OFFA MY LAWN AND LET ME GO.
This made me o_O because I didn't get any pop ups about anyone dying or any emergencies.
After carefully scouring the house several times, I found that Orange Teapot had been harassed for the last time.
We have a collection going.
Perfect Lord immediately claimed the pet bed as his own.
But it wasn't his for long, as Broken Record soon joined the family.
Broken Record: Just keep me away from that little human with all the hairs, okay? I hear she's scary.
Itty bitty puppies are just so cute.
Flower brought home her cousin Sunbeam from school! She's one of Spiderspaz's kids.
The genes run true, hey? Ravage is hitting the bong while Sunbeam is obsessed by balls.
Yay!
So cute :) She didn't want to play Mary Mack, but she'll hug her cousin.
Just as the young human is about to scavenge for food in the bowl of canine, her father comes to the rescue with a bottle of nutrients.
Despite the promise of food, the young human still feels the need to fend for herself, and looks at recycling certain bodily excretions to maintain energy levels. /David Attenborough
Broken Record: NOOOOOOO You were meant to keep me safe!!!
BAM.
All this skilling meant some things fell through the cracks. And into the rug.
Alejandro! Thrust! It's family haunting night!
This does get kinda old kinda fast.
The tucking in action looks cute and all, until you realise that he has his hand on her boob.
He got got again.
Yeah!
I guess he's doing well!
Getting so close!
Orange Teapot!!
Payback's a bitch, huh?
I didn't realise pets could scare them until now!
I'm not sure if someone else got scared and I missed it, or if the dog peed on the rug.
Jellynose may have been diverted from the dog food, but Perfect Lord wasn't to be distracted.
You should've stuck to the dog food. He wasn't even hungry! His hunger bar was almost full, but he couldn't resist having some.
Classy.
Flower: I. GOT. *SOB* A. GUTTERBALL. *SOB*
Spiderspaz dropped by with his girls for a visit.
And then promptly left with Twinklepuff (the one in the tutu).
I guess they didn't like us :(
I adore Bongo Friend. I think she's gorgeous. Though maybe it's just the hair.
In true Flower style, she conned them into bowling with her.
Well poop.
I love watching them do this.
Jellynose!!
Perfect Lord!! NO MORE TODDLERS!
Yeah, that's a great way to impress the headmaster.
Spandex wants to up his creativity and relive his college years, all at once.
*sigh* But they got in, and that's all that matters.
Just random cuteness :)
I thought I'd get prepared, just in case I roll that challenge where they're locked outdoors for a week.
Broken Record is all grown up too!!
She was one point off maxing her mechanical as a toddler.
Three days into winter and they FINALLY get some snow. Cerise wanted to fix a car up, so I was nice and let him have one.
Spandex's love of food got them their third hobby plate.
Maybe it's the novelty of the new tables, or the novelty of winter, or maybe just stupidity, but Scyther served dinner up outside.
Finally, a pet she can control!
Featuring sims from music_simbol, radiationpoison and sea_serpent.
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