Glittergaze 1.7
Featuring sims from simpurity and music_simbol, and cameos from simtopi, radiationpoison, _simplyrandom and bondchick_nett.
THEY'VE BEEN GONE ONE DAY. Not even 24 hours!! HOLY HELL you're high maintenance woman.
Bubble Charm: Mum, chill out, we still love you. We'll come home again! Yes, yes we will. And at least one of us will give you grandkids. Look, you've got three more at home still, you might want to chill a bit, okay?
Aww.
Spiderspaz: No, mum, I'm not spending my scholarship money on outlandish jewellery. No, not orgies either. Those are free! It's a joke, mum!
I guess being transparent doesn't stop you from making out.
See? Stalker.
You've got a one track mind, baby.
Oh, ACR.
This is where I remember to do a weekly challenge. Though it's going to be more of a yearly challenge here. First up?
The Quiet Family: your house is cursed by visitor death - in TRIPLICATE. The next three visitors (npcs -including hired help/walkby/the headmaster/etc) to your home MUST DIE! Off them any way you choose (hacks/cheats acceptable) but their graves/urns cannot be deleted. You may place them behind hedges or bushes to 'hide the evidence' from the general public. Enjoy your newly haunted house!
And then Cassidy passed out when she came home after class.
And, uh, died. Just a little. She technically wasn't a walkby, but she was an NPC. And she was creepy.
And then Jasmine Bairdsimtopi moved in. YAY.
Woo! You go girl.
You really will go for anything, won't you?
Oh. My. God. WTF is up with that hair?? That is not a bald spot.
I'm sorry, Professor Adonis Feher, but for the sin of bad hair, you must die.
Dementia: Yo, Amsterdam? You stink. Go shower before we hose you down like a dog.
Everyone was more upset about his stink than by the professor who mysteriously died on their doorstep.
Romance abounds.
Well, except for Cecilia being really picky. You'll do all sorts of autonomous making out with her, but you don't like how she looks? Girl, you're weird.
Still, she said yes. And yes, that's Bubble Charm and Cerise (radiationpoison) getting frisky in the background.
No regrets here!
Or here!
Cecilia was underwear, swimwear/formal, before.
*sigh* What the hell do you want??
Jasmine: So, I guess this means we'll be family. Don't think it'll mean you can get into my pants.
Spiderspaz: Unless you're hiding a one eyed beast in there, I won't be looking.
Jasmine: ...oh. *is crushed*
Well now.
She sounded GOOD.
She didn't.
I really wanted Spidey to be getting some too, so we went out to the library.
Amsterdam (_simplyrandom) does have his limits after all, it seems. *sigh* We might just have to send Paco to uni, I think.
Cecilia soaks up the sunshine,
While Dementia whips up some hot dogs, and Bubble Charm buys some electronics.
Rock it, girlfriends.
*sigh*
And just as we were leaving, Morpheus Shelby turned up. You're creepy for a good guy.
Back at home...
They got a real cat. Orange Teapot.
Run, Orange, run! She's scary!
Orange: I R NINJA.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
One of the teens I aged up to uni was the paper girl, and her replacement is a zombie. Awesome!
LOOK AT THIS. They've been gone ONE DAY and she's dropped their scores down from 100/100 BFF to this. WHAT.
Orange Teapot: I survey my kingdom.
Orange Teapot: I R DUNCE CAT.
Oh, I guess Danger Slam only hates it when Spidey tries this.
NO DELTA. NO. BAD POLLINATION TECHNICIAN.
And I thought the Gnome Gods by the pond were safe.
Dragon Snort: Oh yeah, mum is really pissed at all of you for leaving her. She thinks it's some great big conspiracy. You're like, dead to her.
Jolly good work, old chap! Now you can paint those masterpieces you've been craving.
Dang, you're awesome too.
Orange Teapot: MY MOUSIE.
The kids came around so that Thrust could like them again. Check out this warm welcome.
And while Alejandro talks to Spidey, and Thrust to Bubble Charm...Dementia and Cecilia take themselves to the photo booth. You haven't even introduced her yet!!
...
NO.
Orange Teapot: I'M POOPING.
Orange Teapot: I'M REALLY POOPING.
Orange Teapot: I POOPED.
Orange Teapot: TAXI!!
I love having it rain money.
Their house got bigger.
I also remembered that there were a few career rewards to put in the house. WOO!
Damn, I don't think Alejandro is going to make his LTW of making 100 000 simoleans any time soon.
LIES.
That's thanks to Squinge's Grilled Cheese and Date counter. I guess it only counts the woohoos from when you get the painting. And you've gotta love the grammar, hmm?
That's mechanical maxed!
Also, nice placement over the windows, self. I didn't realise I'd put windows over them until I took that shot, hah.
To help fund Alejandro's LTW, he's writing a book. A romance book. Do you like the plot?
What's with this picture, I hear you ask? Well, it's all related to this week's challenge.
Week four:
The Elephant in the Room: download Beck's Rideable/Statue Elephant and place one in every room of the house. You may use kaching to assist in purchasing (and making enough room for them in some cases) them. Do what you like with them at the end of the week!
MY HOUSE IS COVERED IN ELEPHANTS.
Elephants you can ride. Elephants that make noise and move around.
Elephants that don't require you to actually sit ON them.
Thrust: Woo! I'm like totally riding an elephant!
Except...you're not. You're floating in the air behind it. Are you being held there by the force of elephant gas?
Green Ball of Stink: This kitty is mine. MINE. MY PRECIOUS.
Thrust isn't turning into an alcoholic, oh no. We're just finally having a party.
I think the elephant butts sticking out of the wall really make it. They only take up one tile (the elephant, not the butt), so your sims walk through them a lot.
Green Ball of Stink: NO! What have you done with my kitty? What are you doing to me? I'M MELTING! I'M MELTTTTTTIIIIIIING!
Oh, Cecilia. What an unfortunate place to stand.
This also reminds me of that scene in Ace Ventura, where he climbs out of his rhino suit thing.
Spiderspaz: So, do you need to get like, a witch's license or something? Or can anyone join the league of evil?
Birthday time! And damn you, Bubble Charm. I had everything lined up nicely, with the three cakes sitting there, the guests all gathered around, and then you went and stood RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
Birthday time!
This caused my game to lag for a few minutes while she got her witch on.
Spandex Vendetta and Danger Slam, respectively. Damn, poor Spandex got stuck with Spidey's hand me downs.
You're a little slow there, Cecilia.
ORLY.
Impaled by an elephant tusk on your birthday. So sad.
I am really looking forward to this week's challenge being over already. Everyone likes to set the elephants off, making them trumpet and flail about. It's getting on my nerves already.
That's it, elbow Harlequin (radiationpoison) in the face!
It was a great party, woo!
Nice work, boys!
So pretty!
And so evil, even with her elder makeover.
HEY SOMEONE STOLE ANOTHER GNOME GOD AND I MISSED IT.
Orange Teapot: I R LANDSHARK.
Thrust brought home Pierre Phormuu (bondchick_nett).
And then proceeded to have the strangest sim sex ever.
They were actually having a snowball fight (and this is very reminiscent of Nutmeg Knight over in my Big Brother 3 challenge), but I laughed so much.
On your FIRST DAY. Awesome work.
It's a genetic thing.
Fab work!
Oh, Alejandro. That outfit is so stylin' I'm not changing it.
It's a fun time for all!
Also on your first day!
And then Alejandro froze, and froze OUTSIDE the property, but no one cared.
The others started to as well, but no one else went to Alejandro's extremes, so I sent them all inside for hot chocolate.
You have TWO toilets. It's okay to use the other one!
These elephants make drinking hot chocolate an extreme sport.
Pinky the Penguin: I shall find whoever it was who left you in such a sorry state, and incarcerate them for life! You deserve to be whole! To be complete!
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