In a just world, I would be able to find He-Man and the Masters of the Universe slash. I think He-Man x Skeletor would be hilarious, or possibly just make my eyes bleed, or result in a comment from jurhael saying "REVU PLZ KTHX ( Read more... )

I missed the joyous occasion of augustuscaesar's birthday, as a.) I do not live in Australia and b.) I went and got some new hair. I was fed up with the preexisting hair, which is depressing me intensely ( Read more... )

I <3 augustuscaesar more with each passing day. Sort of like jurhael, but not quite.

In case, you know, anybody would find that of interest.

Apparently, jurhael and I have managed to produce a child, somehow. Don't ask me about the specifics; it is best that they remain shrouded. I'm as disappointed as she is, but she's right, we must take responsibility for our actions.

So, to that end, I am quitting school to go and marry her and raise our illegitimate lovechild together, even if I have to ( Read more... )

1.) YES! I know that I am behind on all my games, including Terra Incognita, which also needs to be plugged in a few places. I am catching up on that, and I have no excuse, and I'm sorry. However, I want to get out of Dodge by this afternoon, since I need to clean the Bachelor Pad and do laundry, and I have prescriptions to refill and headlights to ( Read more... )

1.) Lee is a big stupid pussy who can't say "no" to jurhael about anything. Except the Harry Potter stuff ( Read more... )

I went to the used bookstore again and picked up a single volume of YA Poo as a reward for doing well on my G150 exam. I also picked up a Cassie Edwards novel, Savage Something Or Another, as jurhael and I are about to inflict the literary equivalent of caustic lye into the literary equivalent of the Internet's digestive tract ( Read more... )

Okay! So, like, I got up at 6:20 to make a 9:05 class which turned out to be canceled. So now I only have G150 to go to and lots of library time (which, admittedly, should probably be Greek time since I sucked ass on the first exam--eek!). However, the car runs like a dream now (it needed a fuse replaced, and the folks at World Wide Auto, which ( Read more... )

So the AAA guy came and tried to jump me last night, after I had to wait 2 hours. And then it didn't work, so I pretty much waited for nothing. He heard a clicking sound when I tried the ignition, and thinks it might be the glow plug. (!!) Or, possibly, my fuel has jelled, which I don't think is the case ( Read more... )

augustuscaesar and jurhael are getting spanked. Or possibly forced to read my badfic, which might be worse. After all, the welts from the spanking will fade, but retinal bleeding is forever.

(Nothing says "I love you" quite like retinal bleeding.)

I have a 2:30 Greek class to make. Ta, darlings.

Also, I owe forgottensanity e-mail.