augustuscaesar and
jurhael are getting spanked. Or possibly forced to read my badfic, which might be worse. After all, the welts from the spanking will fade, but retinal bleeding is forever.
(Nothing says "I love you" quite like retinal bleeding.)
I have a 2:30 Greek class to make. Ta, darlings.
Also, I owe
forgottensanity e-mail.