In a just world, I would be able to find
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe slash. I think He-Man x Skeletor would be hilarious, or possibly just make my eyes bleed, or result in a comment from
jurhael saying "REVU PLZ KTHX".
Tragically, the world is not just. Further proof of this may be had in the fact that I am on a public computer and do not even have recourse to my favorite old standby (namely, dirty Rurouni Kenshin fanart).
God damn me.