Some stress relieving activity of fun has to be planned. I think at my current level of stress I'm going to finally loose it. And it seems lots of others feel the same way.

Anyone got any ideas?

Some people think they have people out to get them.
Others know that there are men out to find them.

CISIS Hears Everything

Guy: What do you want Victor?

Victor: I just need to talk to you.

Guy: Can't you tell me over the phone?

Victor: Don't you say CISIS is tapping your phone.

Guy: FU... MEET ME AT THE STADIUM STATION

Victor: ... ok

Hours Pass...

Guy: ( Read more... )

I may have brutally insulted several people (something I do in every entry), and I may have implied I don't like certain individuals. I may have also announced my intention to cause varying levels of harm to certain people, nations, species, and entire universes ( Read more... )

 You might say this week was epic in proportions

Getting the backstory right...

Rhon: So what is your family history?

Victor: My parents met in English class, my mom got pregnant, they got married.

Rhon: Well they must love each other.

Victor: Erm, my mom's from Poland and my Father's from Chile!

Rhon: So whats your history anyways?

Victor: I grew up, ( Read more... )

 You know, CISIS never asked this many questions.

1. Can you cook?
Yes. I also like to cook for others.
2. What was your dream growing up?
Growing up it involved serving my father with unswavering loyalty, promoting communism, and brining Western Civilization to its knees
3. What talent do you wish you had?
The ability to convince people to serve me with ( Read more... )

 So I made my bid for Gateway Opinion Editor. You might say I wanted the job a little bit.

So after some problems printing my portfolio, I'm kicking ass. Out of around 10 applicants, only 3 of us got to take the editor test and interview(Patrick got cut, sadly). Then I came against the editor's test, and I made that thing my bitch.

What I did not ( Read more... )

[11:50am - Secret Baka HQ]

Victor: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz die father zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ fuck you pohn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ I love you so zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ I hate anime zzzzzzZZZZZZZZ who are you?

Rhonda: Gah! Victor?!

Victor: Julie?

Rhonda: Its me Rhonda, god I didn't know you were sleeping there?

Victor: Urgh... whats up.

Rhonda: I wanted to know ( Read more... )

OMG I am so smart! I'm going to make a bunch of questions that people can answer and then tell people to post the same questions. Or "Take this Quiz to find out if you are like Sephiroth or like Chairmen Mao!". Heck, people even go "The purity test is lame!"

Well I guess I will make my own test.

The Victor Vargas Right To Live Test
 A simple test to ( Read more... )

 I know a guy that every year, he takes some wire and creates a wire person. He calls them his children and hopes one day he can give them life. Then his army of wire children shall conquer the world for him.

At least HE has a productive reason for creating his wire children. I cannot fathom why people make snowmen!

For starters, snowmen have ( Read more... )

 Time to dispel some of lifes little truths

1. All is Fair in Love and War
Truthfullness: Completly False

A long time ago, Cain and Abel had a problem. There was only ONE girl in the whole world that wasn't their sister or their mother, and only one of them could have her. (No one knows where this girl came from). In order to prevent them from ( Read more... )