Mar 13, 2007 23:20
You know, CISIS never asked this many questions.
1. Can you cook?
Yes. I also like to cook for others.
2. What was your dream growing up?
Growing up it involved serving my father with unswavering loyalty, promoting communism, and brining Western Civilization to its knees
3. What talent do you wish you had?
The ability to convince people to serve me with unswavering loyalte, to get them to promote my ideology, and to control Western Civilization
7. What zodiac sign are you?
Aries. Thats right, I'm under the GOD OF BLOODY WAR... or a wimpy FF7 character.
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
Absolutly none.
9. Worst Habit?
Telling people what I think
10. Do we know each other outside of Livejournal?
You know, I thought so but with all these bloody questions, I wonder.
11. What is your favorite sport?
Hunting the most dangerous game.
12. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
I like to think of myself as a realist.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Never being in love. I can't say I've loved anything. I really hate things. I hate the sky, I hate air, I hate god, I hate that Collin guy, and I especially hate that guy in tights who keeps foiling my evil plans. I've liked things and people, I've really liked some people. But this emotional force that makes me want to go and say "Yeah time to fight 100,000 Persians because I love my country that much" or "Yup I love that girl, time to move onto castle Number 5 and hope that a friggin mushroom isn't there"
15. Tell me one weird fact about you.
BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
16. Do you have any pets?
A dog named Bella. She's as dumb as nails.
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
a. Change my hair
b. Get contacts
c. Loose some weight. God I've gained a lot over winter.
d. Move my eye sockets so they are actually lined up on my face.
e. Get rid of that crater of my face
f. Stop being hunched over.
g. No more accent, squeky voice of fun. I want a british accent.
h. And I want to be black.
i. I also want abs, abs so awsome that they can grate cheese.
j. At this rate, I want a third nipple so when I go to Japan I can brag about my sexual powers.
k. Instead of these dumb scars, I want a sexy scar. Something that says "hey I'm tough, but everything works"
l. Screw it, lets keep the crater on my face, only make it a bit more pronounced.
j. How about yellow eyes, that would be bloody radicle.
k. Actually everyone talks about the british accent, give me an Australian Accent.
l. And a tan.
m. Never mind, I forgot in this parrallel universe I'm already black. But can black people tan?
21. Would you be my partner in crime or my conscience?
Depends how profitible it is.
22. What color eyes do you have?
They will be blue... some day
23. Ever been arrested?
Amazingly no. BWHA HA HA HA HA
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
I'd usually save it but, I'm thinking I take myself and a few of my closest friends who I draw out of a hat, and go VEGAS BABY!
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Think of awsome things to do. I'm a bit of a romantic that way.
31. Biggest pet peeve?
People who can't take a fucking hint. Guys that can't realize that girl doesn't like them at all, girls who can't seem to grasp when someone is hitting on them. Student's who don't know the class is annoyed by their existence. Its like people have a barrier that prevents them from realizing something is happening.
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Hello
another question period