If life were an RPG
You might say this week was epic in proportions
Getting the backstory right...
Rhon: So what is your family history?
Victor: My parents met in English class, my mom got pregnant, they got married.
Rhon: Well they must love each other.
Victor: Erm, my mom's from Poland and my Father's from Chile!
Rhon: So whats your history anyways?
Victor: I grew up, went to school, came to university.
Rhon: No no, that simply won't do. Surely your life was more interesting then that? Are you a russian spy, maybe a terrorist?
Victor: Of coarse not.
Rhon: How about a cultist? Maybe you were a pirate!
Victor: NO I GREW UP A COMPLETLY NORMAL LIFE!
Rhon: Oh you were a criminal. Did you ever kill anyone?
Every RPG Needs and a Supreme Evil
Nathan.P: And so I convine the COUNCIL OF SUPREME EVIL!
Chibi: Wow, Ratt bear hasn't changed at all.
Brian: Our plans must remain secret till we can strike
Jo: Me and shell have plans for today. See ya losers!
Nathan.P: Dammit, at this rate we will never get anything done.
Paladins are the most annoying class
Collin: I can't believe you were talking behind my back
Victor: I was not! I have told you a million times I want to kill you and drink your blood as if it was a fine wine.
Collin: Sure you did.
Victor: Seriously, I'm developing a pathalogical hatred towards you! Every day you annoy me more and more. If you don't stop, I think I will destroy your soul!
Collin: Ok Victor. Anyways me and my awsome girlfriend have plans. TTYL!
Victor: I SHALL HAVE MY VENGENCE!
Collin: That Victor, what a card.
Then there are Druids
Druid: Man logger sports is so anti-trees man! At the event we are going to have Tree-sus, saviour of trees everywhere.
Victor: Really?
Druid: Yeah man, this is going to be totally dope. Tree-sus is made from my "special plants" so when we burn him, all those capoatalist eco-enemies will feel the power of LOVE.
Victor: The power of love is going to stop logging?
Druid: Yeah man!
Victor: Ok... so lets get that interview soon.
And then comes depression
Victor: This campaign sucks! The party never gets anything done and my character is always turned into the bitch/comic releif! My character doesn't even make sense!
Nik: You think your character sucks! Buddy, the GM is having me go on a 3 month side quest to Greece and to do it I have to stay at the house of unspeakable depression.
Victor: Really?
Nik: Yeah, ever day at the house the GM has a "confrontation" with myself and tells me everything I have done wrong. Like I should have put 2 more pts in Dex or I really needed to take a skill in driving.
Chibi: Hey what about me! I took all these abilities just to have great oratory powers, and the GM always makes sure the people that listen to me are borderline insane!
Victor: The GM of this game sucks.