And so this years Student's Union
[11:50am - Secret Baka HQ]
Victor: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz die father zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ fuck you pohn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ I love you so zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ I hate anime zzzzzzZZZZZZZZ who are you?
Rhonda: Gah! Victor?!
Victor: Julie?
Rhonda: Its me Rhonda, god I didn't know you were sleeping there?
Victor: Urgh... whats up.
Rhonda: I wanted to know what drama you wanted, you said you were finished Deep. By the way, you look like crap.
Victor: What? Oh I sleep here on Mondays, got a Sunday Night Shift Special.
Rhonda: Don't you have class?
Victor: You know... I don't remember... why are you here again?
Rhonda: Japanese Drama. Besides my class was cancelled because of this stupid election, I already voted so no one can harrass me to vote.
Victor: I think it was Canadian Lit... wait a sec, election.
Rhonda: Yeah the forum is in like 5 minutes. Hey your a writer shouldn't you be there?
Victor:... what do I write for again?
SU ELECTION FUN
So I go to the SU election forums, half asleep, and half wondering who this Rhonda girl is, and I find myself sitting in Meyer Horowitz Theatre, wondering which one of these idiots I should vote for.
The presidential debates got by far the most attention and its hard to say who's going to win or who is the lesser idiot. Amanda Henry seems like an arrogent fool who doesn't realize half the things she's talking about. Then again, Micheal Janz (facist commander) said a speach which heavily looked like one of Adolf Hitlers speeches (I'm not joking). That and his hatred for profs who cannot speak English leads me to wonder. And of coarse there is Cody Lawrence, who's campaign of on double plied toilet paper and microwaves which would be a great slogan for Junior High.
Oh then the real fun continues into the VP Academic race between Captain Planet and The Black Guy. Bryant Lukes wants to use the VP Academic office to have manditory classes on global warming and belives that our generation is the "hero" generation. His sane opponent, Bobby Samuels... really wants to continue status quo. In fact, he's just one none white candidate for the executive, so he'll probably win.
Ah then comes the VP Ops & Finance race where it seems like a lock for Gamble. Sadly, Gamble's plan involves destroying Cue to expand the princt center (also not joking) as well as turining the powerplant into a Second Cup. Effectively his campaign is "the war against fun" in order to reap massive profits. Sadly, his competitor has not a chance... or an effective campaing.
VP Student Life is a push over and the VP External, while has a sense of humor, will quickly be assimilated. This years government is litterally going to be:
President Facist Commander, thanks to Lister
VP Academic Sammue... the token black guy
VP Ops & Finance GAMBLE - die fun, die
VP Student Life - The Puppet
VP External - Other funnier puppet
Thank goodness I don't spend time at Cue. And now back to sleep.
Victor: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz die father zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ fuck you pohn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ I love you so zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ I hate anime zzzzzzZZZZZZZZ who are you?
Rhonda: Gah! Victor?!
Victor: Julie?
Rhonda: Its me Rhonda, god I didn't know you were sleeping there?
Victor: Urgh... whats up.
Rhonda: I wanted to know what drama you wanted, you said you were finished Deep. By the way, you look like crap.
Victor: What? Oh I sleep here on Mondays, got a Sunday Night Shift Special.
Rhonda: Don't you have class?
Victor: You know... I don't remember... why are you here again?
Rhonda: Japanese Drama. Besides my class was cancelled because of this stupid election, I already voted so no one can harrass me to vote.
Victor: I think it was Canadian Lit... wait a sec, election.
Rhonda: Yeah the forum is in like 5 minutes. Hey your a writer shouldn't you be there?
Victor:... what do I write for again?
SU ELECTION FUN
So I go to the SU election forums, half asleep, and half wondering who this Rhonda girl is, and I find myself sitting in Meyer Horowitz Theatre, wondering which one of these idiots I should vote for.
The presidential debates got by far the most attention and its hard to say who's going to win or who is the lesser idiot. Amanda Henry seems like an arrogent fool who doesn't realize half the things she's talking about. Then again, Micheal Janz (facist commander) said a speach which heavily looked like one of Adolf Hitlers speeches (I'm not joking). That and his hatred for profs who cannot speak English leads me to wonder. And of coarse there is Cody Lawrence, who's campaign of on double plied toilet paper and microwaves which would be a great slogan for Junior High.
Oh then the real fun continues into the VP Academic race between Captain Planet and The Black Guy. Bryant Lukes wants to use the VP Academic office to have manditory classes on global warming and belives that our generation is the "hero" generation. His sane opponent, Bobby Samuels... really wants to continue status quo. In fact, he's just one none white candidate for the executive, so he'll probably win.
Ah then comes the VP Ops & Finance race where it seems like a lock for Gamble. Sadly, Gamble's plan involves destroying Cue to expand the princt center (also not joking) as well as turining the powerplant into a Second Cup. Effectively his campaign is "the war against fun" in order to reap massive profits. Sadly, his competitor has not a chance... or an effective campaing.
VP Student Life is a push over and the VP External, while has a sense of humor, will quickly be assimilated. This years government is litterally going to be:
President Facist Commander, thanks to Lister
VP Academic Sammue... the token black guy
VP Ops & Finance GAMBLE - die fun, die
VP Student Life - The Puppet
VP External - Other funnier puppet
Thank goodness I don't spend time at Cue. And now back to sleep.