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I wrote this in IHUM discussion section today after having been awake for 32 hours. An orangery is a place to grow oranges, and "orangery" is the new bestest word in the English language. Note: this story is meant to be read at a slow, leisurely pace ( Read more... )

There has also been some demand for my Stanford Application essay. Enjoy...

Prompt:
As you reflect on your life thus far, what has someone said, written or expressed in some fashion that is especially meaningful to you? Why?

Response:
Humorist Dave Barry once wrote, "The typical Nintendo game involves ( Read more... )

Some of you wanted to read my myth, so here it is ( Read more... )

Here’s another classic entry. Just to clarify: Rabbi Brody, a former teacher of mine, once arrived to class and explained that his eye was irritated because he had shot himself in the eye with shampoo in the shower. I thought that was hilarious ( Read more... )

Hey look, it’s a fish ( Read more... )

Once, long ago, around the time I was in eleventh grade, I had another Live Journal titled “Sgwiglonia”. Occasionally I would write something funny. One day, maybe like four days ago, I deleted the whole thing. However, I did save some of the more memorable entries. Here’s one of them. I hope you don't find my reposting old entries a cop-out, but ( Read more... )

Who am I? I don’t know. Who are YOU!? I don’t know. What I do know is that I don’t know, and that is more than you know, you who think you know, because you don’t know, and I know that you don’t know. In conclusion, know this: You don’t know ( Read more... )

It’s good to be back ( Read more... )