Sgwiglonia Classic #1 - Screwed?

[sgwigly]

Once, long ago, around the time I was in eleventh grade, I had another Live Journal titled “Sgwiglonia”. Occasionally I would write something funny. One day, maybe like four days ago, I deleted the whole thing. However, I did save some of the more memorable entries. Here’s one of them. I hope you don't find my reposting old entries a cop-out, but

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[xspeaker]

Have you ever found yourself in a mess while singing drunken lullabies?