I woke up this morning with two things on my mind: cherry danish, and this guy I used to know ( Read more... )

No, really ( Read more... )

You know, it's really too bad that eHarmony gives you all these reasons to "Close Match" . . . and yet, not included on that list is "Because you're an illiterate jackass who clearly hasn't paid the slightest bit of attention to a single thing I've said in my profile information ( Read more... )

It took me three hours to get to work today, in large part because I stumbled across an accident that must have just occurred . . . an SUV, flipped and still spinning slightly, while the two guys inside managed to actually get the doors open, crawl out, and WALK AWAY ( Read more... )

Any sympathies I may have had for the striking SEPTA employees disappeared the day I heard one of their representatives proclaiming the tragedy of their lives . . . since, you know, they haven't had a raise since last DecemberMy heart BLEEDS for you. No, really ( Read more... )

One of the BIGGEST ASSHOLES in my high school graduating class just friended me on Facebook. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ( Read more... )

So I've been on break from LJ since . . . I got distracted with the SPN Big Bang posts sometime in June, I think?

I'm trying to catch up on everyone's journals, but it's probably going to take a while.

So. How the hell are y'all?

They *suck* ... or they *should*. It would make them more interesting.

What is it about guys that makes them think that being polite means that you're overcome with lust for them? Or is that just something common to ex-boyfriends? They figure that since you used to like fucking them, you're always gonna want to fuck them?

I have a habit of staying ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

Yay! Made it through another year!

I know I'm supposed to be all depressed over turning forty, but I'm actually kind of excited about it. I don't feel that much different, and it's pretty neat to have gotten this far.

Or something like that. Today's already been a supremely weird day, and it's barely ten am ( Read more... )