Welcome to the non-mom con. I once was so hung over at a work conference that I threw up in the parking lot. I wiped my mouth, stared down the other conventioneers, said "I'm pregnant," and walked into the exhibit hall. Luckily the co-worker with me thought it was hilarious and played along.
Dude, I'm totally going to hell. I keep thinking that somebody's going to come knocking on my door in a few months and want to know why I'm not pregnant like whoa.
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Heh, it's good to know I'm not the only one who's had to use that particular scam! :)
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