I've found myself thinking a lot about Kristin lately, probably because it's been about two years now since she divorced me, and let me tell you, just because you're hetero lifemates doesn't mean it can't be just as real and miserable and agonizing as any other terminated relationship ( Read more... )

Today is my brother's birthday.

He's 41, just a little more than a year younger than I am, and yet there's a lot of people in my life now who don't even know that I have a brother.

( We haven't spoken in more than fifteen years. )

You ever have one of those nightmares that's so bad, you're not only afraid to go back to sleep that night, but you're afraid to sleep, like, ever againYeah, that happened to me on Friday night. I pretty much haven't slept since ( Read more... )

OMG WOMAN SRSLY.

STOP SIGHT-READING YOUR CHURCH MUSIC OUT LOUD WITHOUT WORDS.

AND STOP ROCKING IN YOUR FUCKING CHAIR AND MAKING IT SQUEAK WHILE YOU DO THE ABOVE.

YOU ARE MAKING ME CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY.

STOP OR I KILL YOU.

It took me three hours to get to work today, in large part because I stumbled across an accident that must have just occurred . . . an SUV, flipped and still spinning slightly, while the two guys inside managed to actually get the doors open, crawl out, and WALK AWAY ( Read more... )

The thing that sucks about being "hetero lifemates" is that sometimes you still end up getting divorced after twenty-five years together.

One of the BIGGEST ASSHOLES in my high school graduating class just friended me on Facebook. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ( Read more... )