I have had a weird last few nights. I feel like no one really knows me anymore. I hang out with the same people day in and day out. I work with the same people. And I interact with the same people. But I feel like none of them really know me.

( Stream of Consciousness )

I have had many experiences lately that have made me realize how frail life really is. Hitting a deer with my car and literally exploding its head, watching a squirrel run out into the middle of the street and get crushed with barely a flinch from the person driving the car that ran over it, and a collection of people I know that have died for ( Read more... )

"Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different."
-Calvin and Hobbes

This has been the ( story of my summer )

Oh my goodness, I totally forgot about some other good news. My television show "The Champaign Room" is back in production. We got some unsolicited interest from someone else, so I am bringing the bottle of bubbly out of retirement and resurrecting my imitation of The Daily Show ( Read more... )

I know that I have only made a few posts in the last month or so, but it is because I have been busy. So a few updates about things and then a few random funny things that happened so far today ( Read more... )

I was in Las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and "Sir do you ( Read more... )

Right now it is 2 degrees in Champaign and it feels like -16 degrees. Great. Especially because in 3 days the projected high is supposed to be 50 degrees. And 2 days ago, on Thursday, the observed, recorded high was 60 degrees. Seriously. What the shit is going on? How does this work? In the course of a week it goes from 60 to 0 then back up to 50 ( Read more... )

The family of missing Alabama teen Natalee Holloway is at it again. They feel like they haven't really been moronic enough thus far by ( Read more... )

Aide: Chicago Not Interested In 2008 RNC ( Read more... )

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