Due to terrorist activity, I'm not allowed to bring fluids onto a plane. Which totally scraps my goal of arriving in Dallas drunk, because I can't bring my vodka with me!

You extremist assholes have crossed a line. Yes, I wasn't happy with you hijacking planes and bombing buildings - but now, it's personal.

People much smarter and more qualified than myself have pointed out, time and time again, that our craze with anti-bacterial soap and antibiotics is pretty much going to kill us all in about fifty years. Our children, whose parents are afraid to let them play outside, go to kindergarten or public school, are growing up in anti-septic environments. ( Read more... )

nay: so Friday night I started "dating" the retard that just shafted me today.
nay: who apparently had me locked in the bathroom with him last night, and i don't remember any of that.
plishin-laptop: who also raped you in a bathroom
nay: well i don't think it was that bad.
nay: but i blacked out last night and woke up with my pants undone.
nay: he ( Read more... )

Today in Rhetoric we had to bring in a visual argument to show the class. (Yes, we had show-and-tell.) I, of course, forgot all about it until I walked into a classroom where everyone was holding a magazine or a cutout or a poster or something, so I had to scramble to the internet to find something. After rejecting my initial choice, I remembered a ( Read more... )

Maybe my last post gave people the wrong impression; the impression that I woke up at 6 in the morning solely for the purpose of drinking. Allow me to disabuse you all of that notion! There is nothing that'll rouse me out of bed at that god-awful hour. The earliest I'd ever gotten up for drinking was for PyCon, and most of the day all I managed to ( Read more... )

God, I wish I could remember the sci-fi story that pretty much went along these lines. The only details I remember is that it's about a man and his wife, and the government is putting in subliminal billboards all up and down the highway, encouraging people to buy new things. As a result, the sides of the highway are landfills, filled with barely- ( Read more... )

Alright, staying up all night fucking sucks. I'm tired, I feel useless, and I'm generally zombified all over. Pretty sure I'm going to go home and catch either a small 20 minute nap, or a small 2 hour nap.

Stupid responsibilities. Being an adult sucks!

At least now I know I weigh 157 pounds.

As part of a competition, I stayed up all night, and plan on doing so again.

As a result, I may be slightly batty today. Do what you feel is necessary to maximize your amusement out of this.

Ian and I, drunk, talking to Brett

Ian: This guy, I love this guy, he's my best friend, I trust him with anything!
Me: Dude, don't you remember? I was with your girlfriend like, a week after you broke up!
Ian: Yeah... she deserved it!
Me: ... What!? Deserved it?!

Seriously, sex with me isn't something someone deserves. I hope ( Read more... )

People have absolutely no fucking couth anymore ( Read more... )