From the Houma Today:

"Instead of attending committee meetings Monday night, three Terrebonne Parish Council members were in the Superdome watching the Saints beat the Patriots."

Oh, Louisiana political-types, you are just determined to be freaking ridiculous, aren't you?

It's almost five in the morning, and I am seated on a dorm room floor next to a paper bag with blue vomit leaking through the bottom of it.

( None of this is my fault. )

The first five or ten minutes were sparkly fun, and then the rest was just... meh.

( In which there is squee-harshing. )

Is Sam wearing lipstick? He is. He's wearing just a leetle bit of pink lipstick.

( Spoilers for all aired episodes. )

Duckie and her Chickie are going to end up side by side in rocking chairs on a porch somewhere when we're old.

Chickie: too much computer. i need to read a psych textbook

Duckie: Should I let you go?

Chickie: youre gonna have to in a few minutes, cause i is sleepy. and i'm about to turn into a pumpkin

Duckie: Well, too bad.

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My papa fell asleep on my shoulder watching "O Brother Where Art Thou," and when the credits started rolling, I nudged him awake ( Read more... )

Final score tonight -

Texas: 5 LSU: 1

Don't do me like that, Tigers. Don't do me like that.

( Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic and Cumberland Presbyterian hold a srs bzniz debate. Via the big ol' signs on their lawns. )

I have done a bad thing. *hangs head* Last night I left a note on my dad's shoulder while he slept:

If a daddy snores on a sofa, and no one is there to hear... does he make a noise?

When Papa woke up, he was Not Impressed by the philosophical musings. Not At All Impressed.

Courtesy of FAIL Blog:


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