Duckie and her Chickie are going to end up side by side in rocking chairs on a porch somewhere when we're old.
Chickie: too much computer. i need to read a psych textbook
Duckie: Should I let you go?
Chickie: youre gonna have to in a few minutes, cause i is sleepy. and i'm about to turn into a pumpkin
Duckie: Well, too bad.
Chickie: what?
Duckie:
I'm never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down.
Chickie: oh god
Duckie: Never gonna run around and dese-ert you!
Long, long Facebook silence.
Duckie: I am so sorry I just rickrolled you. I hope we can still be friends.
Chickie: god you know how much i hate that
Long silence.
Chickie: kidding! you do realize i was kidding
Duckie: For a second there, I was all SADFACE. But then I loved you, so it was okay.
Chickie: you make me smile. all day long. but i'm going to take a shower now, cuz i'm stinky. and then to bed
Duckie: Night, punkin.