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Transcribed for your convenience:
The Catholics: ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN
The Presbyterians: ONLY HUMANS GO TO HEAVEN READ THE BIBLE
The Catholics: GOD LOVES ALL HIS CREATIONS DOGS INCLUDED
The Presbyterians: DOGS DON'T HAVE SOULS THIS IS NOT OPEN FOR DEBATE
The Catholics: CATHOLIC DOGS GO TO HEAVEN PRESBYTERIAN DOGS CAN TALK TO THEIR PASTOR
The Presbyterians: CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL
The Catholics: FREE DOG SOULS WITH CONVERSION
The Presbyterians: DOGS ARE ANIMALS THERE AREN'T ANY ROCKS IN HEAVEN EITHER
The Catholics: ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN