My wallet's missing. I haven't been anywhere but in the kitchen today. If I find out one of you fucks stole it, I will beat you with a skillet like Vidal did to that egg stealing fuck a few months ago ( Read more... )

Having a full staff sure makes one hell of a difference. We can have some hot food for a while.

In deference to our Jewish passengers or others wishing to celebrate the holiday, the kitchen will be serving a separate kosher menu for Passover week, with foods traditional for Seder. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.If you have any ( Read more... )

I know the dining hall is not just a food trough, but also a place of social interaction and general congregation, but I'd be much obliged if the vampires would stay out until after they've fed. I don't know if that guy I saw was a vampire or just a damn pale kid, but it's fucking creepy. I know I look more appetizing than sandwiches, but I gotta ( Read more... )

Seems like we've got a lot of new people around here. If I haven't introduced myself to you yet, I'm Rube, and I run the kitchen. I oversee breakfast and lunch, and as far as I know, Henry West is still doing dinner shift ( Read more... )

Tony, you want to help me and JD move his crap back into his room ( Read more... )

Paddy's got a point.

The kitchen menu is as follows, for the foreseeable future, until we get some help:

Fruit
Ham OR Cheese Sandwiches
Water

You want something better, sign up your inmate to do some work.

( Dear Santa )

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A lot of you want some kind of Christmas party, so this is the menu I've got for Christmas Eve. Any suggestions or revisions from kitchen staff or otherwise, now's a good time:

Appetizers
Cheese and Crackers

Main CourseTurkey (4) - We'll have leftovers for sandwiches for a day or two ( Read more... )

If anyone wants something special cooked, come fucking talk to me about it. I'll talk to the kitchen staff about it.

What we cook depends on how many and how much of the ingredients we have, whether the staff is up to cooking it, and whether we're capable of cooking it.

This is not a restaurant.

Private to Kitchen StaffSpeaking of talking to ( Read more... )

I guess for Christmas, we've got double rations or something. There's a lot more food than normal this month. Lots of sweets ( Read more... )