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onderhaus

Rules of the Kitchen

Feb 01, 2010 11:37

Seems like we've got a lot of new people around here. If I haven't introduced myself to you yet, I'm Rube, and I run the kitchen. I oversee breakfast and lunch, and as far as I know, Henry West is still doing dinner shift ( Read more... )

kitchen, jason dean, west, warden

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N00b Warden is N00b dreadpiratekurt February 1 2010, 12:37:22 UTC

Hallo, there. I'm Kurt, I'm a ridiculously new Warden, and I think I need a key? Unless those are for Wardens with Inmates.

Wait. Two hundred eggs?

onderhaus February 1 2010, 13:22:49 UTC

...Haven't we met before? Weren't you here with that crazy guy who kept writing manifestos?

Welcome aboard, Kurt. Warden status gets you the keys to the kingdom. You can pick it up at lunchtime.

As for the egg thief, he ate five dozen a day. That's what he said, anyway. I can't help but wonder about his cholesterol, you know what I mean? One of the inmates beat him with a frying pan when they caught him. Fair warning.

rayney_day February 1 2010, 15:14:13 UTC

That's...

Wow.

onderhaus February 1 2010, 15:15:03 UTC

You don't remember that?

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alzarian_youth February 1 2010, 14:20:52 UTC

I don't have a key yet.

...what species was the guy who managed to eat that many eggs?

onderhaus February 1 2010, 14:23:07 UTC

Human.

See me at lunchtime.

alzarian_youth February 1 2010, 14:24:19 UTC

Human? How'd he manage to eat that many eggs?

All right.

onderhaus February 1 2010, 14:25:30 UTC

I have no fucking clue. He's gone, so I can't ask him.

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rudolphofvamps February 1 2010, 16:08:00 UTC

Didn't realize that's what this key was to.. was trying every lock in the place. [no really, he was :|] Actually.. have question for you, if you got a mo'

onderhaus February 1 2010, 16:27:51 UTC

Yeah, sure. What's your question?

Private rudolphofvamps February 1 2010, 16:28:46 UTC

What's in the bottled blood you give the vamps?

OOC: It just appears for them when they need it. onderhaus February 1 2010, 16:30:46 UTC

Mod post about it.

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onderhaus February 1 2010, 17:32:41 UTC

Nothing like a little variety, though.

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onderhaus February 1 2010, 17:35:57 UTC

Lady, as someone who's lived probably as long as some of you vampires, let me tell you: I'd rather live one lifetime and ration food than live thirty and drink blood.

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allpure February 1 2010, 18:06:10 UTC

You're the cook? I want better food. So far, it's been disgusting.

onderhaus February 1 2010, 18:07:46 UTC

Hey, fuck you. You eat what we cook, you lend a fucking hand, or you don't eat.

allpure February 1 2010, 18:11:00 UTC

You're rude and I demand better conditions. You can't starve people.

onderhaus February 1 2010, 18:13:44 UTC

I'm not starving you. Grow the fuck up.

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