Rules of the Kitchen

[onderhaus]

Seems like we've got a lot of new people around here. If I haven't introduced myself to you yet, I'm Rube, and I run the kitchen. I oversee breakfast and lunch, and as far as I know, Henry West is still doing dinner shift

Comments

[onderhaus]

Nothing like a little variety, though.

[onderhaus]

Lady, as someone who's lived probably as long as some of you vampires, let me tell you: I'd rather live one lifetime and ration food than live thirty and drink blood.

[onderhaus]

Limited stock with infinite variety is better than infinite stock with no variety.

[onderhaus]

Not all hamburgers taste the same, but I still wouldn't want to eat them at every meal, every day.

[onderhaus]

No, but there are creative ways to eat food in general. Caviar, corndogs, fondue...and if you mean hunting, well, you're not doing a whole hell of a lot of that, are you?

[onderhaus]

You know eating dinner is a communal sort of thing, right?

[onderhaus]

Pass.