Rules of the Kitchen

[onderhaus]

Seems like we've got a lot of new people around here. If I haven't introduced myself to you yet, I'm Rube, and I run the kitchen. I oversee breakfast and lunch, and as far as I know, Henry West is still doing dinner shift

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N00b Warden is N00b

[dreadpiratekurt]

Hallo, there. I'm Kurt, I'm a ridiculously new Warden, and I think I need a key? Unless those are for Wardens with Inmates.

Wait. Two hundred eggs?

[onderhaus]

...Haven't we met before? Weren't you here with that crazy guy who kept writing manifestos?

Welcome aboard, Kurt. Warden status gets you the keys to the kingdom. You can pick it up at lunchtime.

As for the egg thief, he ate five dozen a day. That's what he said, anyway. I can't help but wonder about his cholesterol, you know what I mean? One of the inmates beat him with a frying pan when they caught him. Fair warning.

[rayney_day]

That's...

Wow.

[onderhaus]

You don't remember that?

[rayney_day]

Didn't know they were eating that many, no.