Rules of the Kitchen

[onderhaus]

Seems like we've got a lot of new people around here. If I haven't introduced myself to you yet, I'm Rube, and I run the kitchen. I oversee breakfast and lunch, and as far as I know, Henry West is still doing dinner shift

Comments

[allpure]

You're the cook? I want better food. So far, it's been disgusting.

[onderhaus]

Hey, fuck you. You eat what we cook, you lend a fucking hand, or you don't eat.

[allpure]

You're rude and I demand better conditions. You can't starve people.

[onderhaus]

I'm not starving you. Grow the fuck up.

[allpure]

How dare you speak to me in such a manner. You're just a servant.

[onderhaus]

Kid, I'm one of the wardens. I do this kitchen shit because someone needs to oversee the people who work there.

I'm not your servant, and I've got no problem making sure your warden sends you to work for me for three hours a day.

[allpure]

There's no way I'm making food for other people.

Rube: >:(

[onderhaus]

You best find another job right quick, before I talk to him.

Draco doesn't know when to quit

[allpure]

Job? I'm not doing any stupid jobs around this place.

[onderhaus]

Whatever you say, Kid.